Archive - North Stars and Cowboy Bars

"First they came for Trump Tower, and I didn’t speak out— because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t catch my breath"

Karma's a real bitch

Mar 21, 2024 •

"He's working fer God, ferdarnsure...."

If Donald Trump is a godly man, I'm the Queen of Sweden...and I look terrible in a tiara and an evening dress

Apr 15, 2024 •

Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought"

MAGA World reacts as you might expect to 34 guilty verdicts...by blaming the system and not the criminal. It's a "witch hunt" like I'm Taylor Swift.

May 31, 2024 •

Ronna McDaniel climbs into bed with the Devil...or, as you might know it, NBC News

What in the world is NBC News thinking in hiring a professional liar and propaganda artist?

Mar 24, 2024 •

"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you."

Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they?

Jun 2, 2024 •

Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything

When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah?

Jun 5, 2024 •

Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come

Students should also get mandatory walks and belly rubs

Mar 31, 2022 •

Love is love, people are people, respect is respect

You don't have to be an expert on the LGBTQ community, but a little respect goes a long way

May 10, 2024 •

Stupid is as stupid dies- Anti-vaxxers "solve" yet another medical mystery

And you thought it took years to become a doctor? Nope, all it takes is about 30 minutes, a few Google searches, and a bunch of YouTube videos.

Jun 2, 2024 •

Man, I did Nazi that coming

They like me...they really like me...I think.

Apr 23, 2024 •

You can feed us bullshit, but that doesn't mean we're going to swallow it

Students at New College's graduation tell their graduation speaker to take his speech and shove it...and it was a beautiful thing

May 21, 2024 •

"He Was The Biggest Dick We Knew"- Ron DeSantis At Guantánamo Bay

What did Ron DeSantis do while he was at Gitmo?

Mar 10, 2023 •

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