'Bye, Tucker...Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out!!

Good riddance to an overpaid bigot, racist, homophobe, and Russian asset

“It's hard to fall in love with assholes, Warren."

"Maybe you just haven't met the right asshole yet.”

• Colleen Hoover

I told myself- I PROMISED myself- that I wasn’t going to have fun at Tucker Carlson’s expense. Nope. It’s just too damned easy to piss on him while he’s down. Besides, everyone else is doing it, so why should I hop on the schadenfreude train?

Why? Because it feels so impossibly fucking good, that’s why.

When the news came over the transom on Monday that Fox News and their top-rated lying asshole, Tucker Carlson, had “parted ways,” the speculation was immediate. I read and heard everything from “Rupert Murdoch felt he was too much of a liability” to “He caught Murdoch in flagrante delicto with a female intern” to “Fox HR discovered [something that rhymes with ‘piled shorn’] on his work computer.”