CPAC- Where The Grifter And Huckster Wing Of The GOP Go To Sell Their Souls
If slime were a political party, CPAC would be its prom weekend
If I only had your self-esteem, your confidence, your willingness to act without doubt…I, too, could be a colossal asshole.
Anonymous
As my gentle reader may or may not know (or care), this past weekend was the CPAC (Communist Pansies and Asswipes Committee) convention somewhere in Maryland that you probably didn’t want to be within 60 miles of. That’s for fear the crazy might rub off on you.
(Correction from my fact-checking department: It’s the Conservative Political Action Conference. Except that nobody at CPAC was getting any action this year. Who would’ve wanted to schtup this minuscule crowd of micropenis-wielding Melvins?)