"'Cuz Genocide Is Painless...."
Nine and a half million Native Americans generously allowed themselves to be slaughtered so Kandiss Taylor could freely worship Jesus Christ
You can say what you will about Georgia Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor, but one thing’s that undeniable about her is that she’s bats**t crazy. And damned proud of it.
How bats**t crazy is she? Well, how about so off-the-charts deranged that she’s willing to openly and proudly celebrate genocide against Native Americans? Yes, “[O]ur founding fathers” came to “destroy American Indian’s homes and their land” to secure “our right to worship Jesus freely.”
Wow. I was unaware that it was Native Americans who prevented the White man from freely worshiping Jesus. I was also not aware that we should so openly celebrate killing them off. That kinda changes the history we were taught in school, don’chathink?
Once upon a time, when speaking to the United Negro College Fund, former Vice President Dan Quayle commented upon their slogan "A mind is a terrible thing to waste," and adding, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." There are few people who exemplify the true spirit of that speech like Kandiss Taylor, the "Jesus Guns Babies" lady hoping to be the next governor of Georgia — whom you may recall from the time she announced her plans to take down the "Luciferian Cabal" by destroying the Georgia Guidestones.
Yes, Ms. Taylor is determined to turn Georgia into Gilead, the fictional Christianized but morally bankrupt version of America from Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale. At least she’s going to do it with a smile on her face, though.
Even if it requires a wee bit o’ good, old-fashioned genocide along the way. It’s what Jesus would do, don’tchaknow??
During a recent campaign stop, Taylor shared some of her thoughts on American history, the Constitution and the founding of our nation that were somehow entirely serious and earnest.
"The First Amendment right, which is our right to worship Jesus freely, that’s how we have a country," Taylor explained. "That’s how we have Georgia. That’s how we have – our founding fathers came over here and destroyed American Indians’ homes and their land. They took it. Look at what they went through, the Native Americans, for sacrifice. For us to have the freedom we have today."
Indeed, how thoughtful and considerate it was of Native Americans to allow the White man to slaughter them and steal their land so they could freely worship Jesus Christ?
It’s so sad, hypocritical, and inaccurate that it’s difficult to know where to begin. Never mind the sheer arrogance and stunning historical inaccuracy of presenting the genocide of Native Americans as a “beautiful sacrifice” made so that White people like Kandiss Taylor could freely worship Jesus Christ. What’s even worse is the epic narcissism required
for someone to not only view the genocide of indigenous people as a positive righteous thing, but to see their deaths as them sacrificing their lives so that they could have the freedom to "worship Jesus." That's brutal. And it's not even entirely clear that it's their sacrifice she was speaking of. She could also have been suggesting that the Founding Fathers were the ones who had to sacrifice, by murdering over nine and a half million people, which is an equally horrific take.
How generous and selfless of the nine and a half million Native Americans who allowed themselves to be brutally slaughtered in the name of allowing the White man to worship the Prince of Peace?
Not surprisingly, Ms. Taylor has very specific opinions on how educators should teach this “history” in Georgia’s schools. But, as might be imagined, she’s not happy that the genocide of nine and a half million Native Americans isn’t currently taught as “a beautiful sacrifice.”
You can bet THAT’S going to change in one helluva hurry once she becomes Governor.
Yes, indeed; Kandiss Taylor is not happy with the state of edumication in Georgia’s schools. She claims that “Communism, perversion, and oppression are being taught to our children.”
And all this time, I’d thought children were being groomed by “pedos” and LGBTQ recruiters. Communism seems so 1950s, and perversion and oppression could mean just about anything these days.
But, fear not, brave Georgians, for Kandiss Taylor has a plan to stop the communism, perversion, and oppression now being taught to Georgia’s future Christian soldiers:
It’s unethical. And it needs to be handled in the code of ethics for teachers and their certificates." she said, adding, “I promise you, no make how woke they are, they’ll shut up. They have mortgages and car payments. We don't have to fix it with legislation. I love you, we're gonna vote May 24th, we're going to win."
Uh…thankfully, no, she’s NOT going to win. She’s not even going to sniff victory. Incumbent Governor Brian Kemp has a considerable lead in the polls over Trump-endorsed challenger David Perdue, who doesn’t even want the job. Ms. Taylor will be fortunate to get out of the single digits (she’s currently around 5%), which is good for Georgia (AND for America)…’cuz this woman is f*****g nuts.
And I’m being charitable when I say that.
It might sound like Taylor believes America should be a theocracy, and that’s because she does. In fact, so intent is she on turning America into Gilead that she has a plan (Executive Order #10) to take down what she calls the “Luciferian Cabal.” And before you begin thinking that maybe the Luciferian Cabal is her favorite band, she’s deadly serious, as is her executive order.
She’s released
a video announcing her plan to tear down the Georgia Guidestones, a large Stonehenge-esque monument in Georgia with the following tenets inscribed on it in eight different languages.
Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
The monument was erected in 1980 by some anonymous eccentric dude who probably thought the world was going to end because of the Cold War, but conspiracy theorists like Taylor believe it is an evil Satanic monument that is used for human sacrifice and which reveals the secret evil depopulation plans of the New World Order. "I am the ONLY candidate bold enough to stand up to the Luciferian Cabal," Taylor tweeted in her announcement. "Elect me Governor of Georgia, and I will bring the Satanic Regime to its knees— and DEMOLISH the Georgia Guidestones."
I suspect most Georgians- and certainly most Americans- have never heard of the Georgia Guidestones (or they think it’s a minor league hockey team), especially since the monument was erected in 1980. Those who have heard of it or have seen it probably ignore it as the rant of a crazy person with more money than sense.
Of course, one could (and should) say the same about Kandiss Taylor, who, if elected, would have no issue with forcing her flavor of Christianity upon all Americans.
Exactly like Jesus would do, eh?
Yeah, WHAT separation of Church and State?
If she were to win, I could imagine her victory speech:
“First, I’d like to thank the nine and a half million Native Americans who allowed themselves to be murdered so we good, God-fearing White folks could freely worship Jesus Christ!!”
Then the fine Christian people of Georgia would all say the pledge of allegiance to the United States of Gilead.
Under His eye.
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