"Fake Meat That Grows In A Peach Tree Dish"

Yes, you must be THIS stupid to be Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)

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Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger.

As much as I hate to give Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) more attention, you do have to admit that the stupid is strong in this one. Very, very strong indeed. As in, “How is she not in a straitjacket and on a Thorazine drip?” stupid. Yet, she’s a Congresswoman from North Georgia and…Good Lord, her constituents are quite probably even dumber than she is, as difficult as that might be to imagine.

In this case…well, just listen to the 35 seconds of pure “WTF??” You’ll probably find yourself wondering, as I did, where she gets her material. Surely, you’ll be thinking, she can’t be that dense?

Au contraire, mon ami…and don’t call me Shirley.

Oh, and did I mention that she now has a podcast. Be still, my foolish heart.

U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) now has a podcast, which is a nearly hour-long scripted and off-script talk show that she is using to promote her far-right extremist agenda.

Her latest episode went viral on Sunday when the right-wing watchdog Patriot Takes posted a short excerpt…that catches Greene in an embarrassing display of ignorance declaring globalists want to track every move you make.

"The extremist lawmaker who once warned the world of 'gazpacho police' now claims the feds are planning to track bowel movements, too," HuffPost reports.

“You have to accept the fact that the government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life,” says Greene[.]

Uh, no…we DON’T have to accept that the government wants to do anything close to what MTG’s claiming. She’s a freakin’ Looney Tunes episode, after all. And some of what she’s throwing out there is just too crazy for words.

Wait…the feds are planning to track my bowels movements? Well, leave it to the government to come up with a full employment program, right? I’m just glad I’m not the one who’s going to be responsible for tracking my bowel movements. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Well, maybe Ted Cruz. He’d deserve it. And who know, maybe even enjoy it?

“They want to know when you’re eating,” Greene claims in her podcast. “They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

“You’ll probably get a little zap inside your body and that’s saying ‘No, no. Don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat the fake burger, the fake meat, from Bill Gates,’” Greene said.

Of course, where this “little zap inside your body” is going to come from is left unsaid, but MTG is paranoid and intellectually bereft enough to throw crazy shit against the wall to see what sticks. Unfortunately for her, nothing sticks, but that’s hardly going to stop her from spreading her own special brand of crazy around.

With any luck, MTG will be defeated ignominiously in November, but if that happens she’ll be sorely missed for her entertainment value if not her legislative skills, which hover around those of a cappucino.

Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out how the feds are going to monitor my bowel movements….