Floriduh- The Laboratory For Making America Less Like America

Gov. Ron DeSantis likes freedom only when it accrues to his political advantage

Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.

• Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

I’m going to give you some advice: don’t be such a whiny asshole. It makes you look weak.

• Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly

It’s easy to joke about Florida. I frequently (and commonly) refer to it as “Floriduh.” There’s the “Florida Man” subreddit, which can be pretty entertaining. And there’s Sen. Rick Scott (R), who’s not nearly as intelligent, crafty, or politically astute as he gives himself credit for. He’s Marjorie Taylor Greene, minus the screeching and the Jewish space lasers.

And don’t get me started on Sen. Marco Rubio (R), who has the ethics, morals, and political sense of a used condom.