Hey, Kids! You're Going To Be Conservative, And You'll Like It!!

New College becomes another brick in Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis' fascist wall

What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?"

Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl and never do anything like this again.

Screw that.

Riley locked eyes with him. "I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has to watch my back so asshats don't steal my demons.

• Jana Oliver

It’s graduation season, that wonderful time of year when kids celebrate having made it through four years of college to get their degree and move on to the next steps in their lives.

Except at one school in Floriduh, where, like so much of the state, Conservative orthodoxy is turning so much of what used to work well to shit, all to benefit one wannabe-fascist politician.