Hunter Biden's Dick Pics- The Biggest Threat To America Since Anthony Weiner's Dick Pics

Yes, this really happened on the floor of Congress

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

• Robert J. Hanlon

This past week, America was “treated” to the spectacle of something that’s never been seen on the floor of the House of Representatives in the almost-quarter-millennium of our country’s existence. Yes, Rep. Marjorie Trailer Greene, during an impassioned speech, used dick pics- specifically, she featured Hunter Biden’s schlong.

America is still trying to recover from the shock.

Yes, the trailer park queen from north Georiga didn’t exactly cover herself in glory.

No one understood the seriously addled Congresswoman's point, only that she was trying to embarrass the President yet again. And in doing so, she embarrassed herself and all of Congress. It wasn’t one of the not-exactly-august body’s finest moments.

If Biden the Younger’s last name were Kozlowski or Rabinowitz, what he had or hadn’t done with a consenting member of the opposite sex would’ve been of no concern to anyone. But, because he’s the President’s son, Republican low-lifes like MTG have passed on no opportunity, however specious and/or self-owning, to embarrass Joe and Hunter Biden.

Yes, Biden the Younger has had some well-established drug and financial problems, and he’s trying to iron those out through the federal judiciary system. Unfortunately, because he is who he is, Republicans won’t rest until he’s tarred, feathered, covered in honey, and staked to a fire ant bed in far west Texas- because they hate Joe Biden. Just. That. Much.

So much for impartial justice, eh?

The Former Guy? Of course, he’s being persecuted by Joe Biden’s weaponized Department of Justice!! And thus, all of Congress’ focus MUST be on Hunter Biden!!

JUSTICE MUST BE DONE!! BURN THE WITCH!!! AND THEN HANG HIM BY HIS CRISPY TESTICLES!!!

First son Hunter Biden was put on full (frontal) display during Wednesday’s House Oversight Committee hearing.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) caused a stir when she pulled out photos of the now-53-year-old in compromising positions with a series of women while she peppered newly unmasked IRS whistleblower Joseph Ziegler with questions.

To kick off her questioning session, Greene warned viewers that “parental discretion is advised” and cautioned that “the following images are disturbing.”

Greene then asked Ziegler whether Hunter Biden had violated the federal Mann Act of 1910, which prohibits the transportation of women across state lines “for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery, or for any other immoral purpose.”

The lawmaker then showed an image of a receipt for a United Airlines plane ticket, booking a woman on a flight from Los Angeles to Dulles Airport in northern Virginia in June 2018.

How long has it been since ANYONE in the GOP has tried to enforce the Mann Act for ANY reason? Because, in most cases, it’s been used to prosecute Republicans (if memory serves, the last prominent case may have been Denny Hastert).

The GOP has been reduced to throwing Jell-O at the wall in the hope that something- ANYTHING- will stick to Biden the Younger, who’s admitted that he made some stupid mistakes while addicted to drugs. He’s trying to set things right, but Republicans are having none of it. He’s the President’s son. Therefore, he must be publicly eviscerated in the public square, hung by his scrotum, and left to bleed out. No forgiveness, absolution, or rehabilitation- NONE of the things Republicans would plead for if they were in the same situation.

Hypocrite much?

In an adult world, no one would care who did what to or with any portion of Biden the Younger’s anatomy. He’s free to wield his Johnson as he sees fit- or not- and the stunt pulled on the House floor by the Neanderthal Congresswoman from Georgia was a sickening attempt to indirectly embarrass the President by smearing his son.

MTG should be ashamed of herself, but like most in the Congressional Republican Caucus, she’s incapable of processing shame. She knows politics only as a zero-sum game, and if she has to burn Biden the Younger to the ground to get to the President, then that’s what she’ll do. It’s a shameless display of hypocrisy and double standards from an adulteress who’s broken more than a few moral codes.

Yes, within a few minutes, the House of Representatives had been turned into a roadside porn parlor…and for what purpose? To embarrass the President? To influence the course of justice? To make the case that Biden the Younger should be staked down on the National Mall and the skin slowly torn from his flesh, after which he should be covered in layers of sea salt?

What if we were talking about a Republican…like The Former Guy, f’rinstance? They’d be talking about how he’s getting railroaded by Joe Biden’s “weaponized” Department of Justice. I mean, how unfair is that, right?

Meanwhile, they’d see nothing wrong with piling on Hunter Biden because they only care about doing everything they can to embarrass the President. After all, they hate him with every fiber of their being.

Yet Republicans see nothing remotely hypocritical about that.

“Should we be displaying this, Mr. Chairman?” ranking member Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) was overheard grumbling as Oversight Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) struggled to keep a straight face.

Greene’s time ran out before she could get a response.

Wednesday’s hearing featured testimony from Shapley and Ziegler about their allegations that the federal probe of Hunter Biden was rife with favoritism.

In earlier testimony before the House Ways and Means Committee, they had alleged that Delaware US Attorney David Weiss, who helmed the probe, was stymied from pursuing additional charges against Hunter Biden in both Southern California and Washington, DC.

Yeah, The Former Guy’s getting shafted…but WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S DICK????

Weiss has since come forward and publicly maintained that he had “ultimate authority” in his inquiry, though he did caution in a letter to the House Judiciary Committee that “my charging authority is geographically limited to my home district.”

Weiss ultimately struck a deal in which Hunter Biden pleaded guilty to misdemeanor counts of willful failure to pay his federal income taxes in 2017 and 2018, per court documents. 

Hunter Biden will also enter a pretrial diversion agreement for a felony charge of possession of a firearm while addicted to illicit drugs.

The 53-year-old is slated to attend a federal court hearing in Wilmington, Del., on July 26 to enter his plea.

Unfortunately, the plea deal fell apart, everything’s back to square one, and Republicans are giddy with delight. After all, they’d been convinced that Biden the Younger was receiving special treatment from his father’s weaponized Department of Justice. That almost certainly hasn’t been the case, but try telling Republicans that. They reflexively believe that Joe Biden is Evil Incarnate © and that Hunter Biden is the Spawn of Satan ©.

For Republicans, it’s not about governing. It’s all just one big game of “GOTCHA!!!” No wonder Congress has an approval rating in the single digits, eh?

I’d say that we deserve better, but these clowns were elected. A majority of people in their districts CHOSE to send them to Washington. So when y’all start complaining about Congress, how about taking a good, long look in the mirror?