I Don't Think "Loser" Means What Jenna Ellis Thinks It Means
How many Olympic Gold Medals do you have, Jenna?
I may not know much, but I’m pretty confident that a lawyer who was party to a legal strategy responsible for more than 60 failed lawsuits probably shouldn’t be denigrating others as “losers.” This is especially true when those you call “losers” have a boatload of Olympic gold medals and world championships.
We should all lose like that, no?
Jenna Ellis might have credibility if she had some actual accomplishments to back her up. And by “accomplishments,” I mean something besides being a bitter hack of a lawyer, a sore loser, and a self-righteous, judgmental “Christian” hypocrite. Oh, and let’s not forget the accusations of ethics violations, eh?
She who lives in glass house…well, you know, right?
If people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, then maybe attorneys who lose 63 election lawsuits shouldn’t refer to athletic champions as “losers.”
But Jenna Ellis, a lawyer for Donald Trump’s failed reelection campaign who helped push his election lies in court, apparently didn’t get that memo, based on a tweet she posted Thursday night.
Ellis was apparently miffed at two of President Joe Biden’s choices to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom on Thursday: Olympic gymnast Simone Biles and World Cup-winning soccer star Megan Rapinoe.
So, in the current GOP spirit of being automatically and arbitrarily against anything connected with Biden no matter how little connection it has to actual policy, Ellis took to Twitter to gripe that the nation’s highest civilian honor was being given to two champion athletes.
Yeah, Jenna Ellis is WAY too full of herself. Perhaps she needs to re-establish contact with reality. Or perhaps she’s feeling neglected and wants people to pay attention to her again. Then again, what if she was never worth paying attention to in the first place?
That may have been why she announced that she’d left the GOP because it wasn’t “Conservative enough” for her.
What, they’re no longer burning witches? Or sacrificing virgins? Yeah, when did Republicans become so soft and touchy-feely??
Anyway, you have to love Simone Biles’ sick burn:
Ellis’ response made her look even smaller than I’d thought possible. You’d think someone with a J.D. behind their name would be smart enough to recognize when they’ve lost and walk away with their tail between their legs.
Not Jenna Ellis, who must’ve been the poster child for stupid at Dog Fart Institute of Law in Kazakhstan.
Speaking of boorish, unAmerican bullies, I wonder if Ellis has taken a good, long look in the mirror lately? If she had even the barest shred of self-awareness, she’d recognize a boorish, unAmerican bully staring back at her.
Then again, rabid Trumpers aren’t renowned for their self-awareness or native intelligence. Or anything resembling kindness and compassion.
There’s not much else to say about Jenna Ellis, except that if she’s calling you a loser, I’d take that as a compliment. Ellis has re-defined and re-re-defined the definition of loser more times than she can remember, but since she lacks self-awareness, she neither knows nor cares. She thinks she was born on third base and hit a triple. In reality, she was born with a silver foot up her ass, and she has yet to figure out how to extricate it.
Not only is she misdirecting her criticism, but she’s also the 2022 Poster Child for the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Unfortunately, Jenna Ellis is too intellectually bereft to be able to grasp how doltish and simpleminded she is.
What hasn’t been noted is that Ellis chose the out, loud lesbian activist and the young Black girl as her targets. So…dumb, racist, AND homophobic. And she seemed like such a nice hypocrite.
I don’t know what makes Jenna Ellis feel like she’s the modern-day reincarnation of Eva Braun, but she’s doing a pretty damned poor job of disguising her intentions.
What’s next? A brown shirt, black boots, a Sam Browne belt, and a Hitler salute? Is that “Conservative” enough for her?
With lawyers like Ellis, it’s a wonder that Donald Trump isn’t on Death Row by now.
Yeah, we should all be losers like Megan Rapinoe and Simone Biles.
She is 100% what’s wrong with white women.