Jared Kushner believes ocean-front property in Gaza is a bargain these days!
Kushner is Jimmy Carter 2.0...where's my Nobel Prizes, bitches??
Yeah, so the war in Gaza is a tragedy…yadayadayada. People are starving to death or being blown to smithereens. But you know what people say; one person’s tragedy is another’s opportunity, yeah?
And, boy, is former Trump Administration wunderkind Jared Kushner seeing opportunity in Gaza…like a “bulldoze it all and start over” opportunity. And how many times does THAT kind of moment come along?
Kushner is fairly vibrating with excitement about the possibilities. Sure, the war’s a minor inconvenience, but Jared’s got that covered, don’tchaknow?
While Republicans have been stapling their dongers to the wall howling Biiiiden Corrupptionnn, Ivanka’s husband has been fixing his dead-eyed gaze on building luxury resorts in Serbia and Albania, and also Gaza, with that $2 billion (at least!) in Saudi Bonesaw money he got.
Yes, Gaza! He’s got a whole plan, and he took his stubbly neckbeard to Harvard to Jaredsplain his nuanced geopolitical insights to Middle East experts whose classes he didn’t bother to take after his folks bought his way in.
The thing that I would do if was Israel right now is I would just bulldoze something in the Negev, I would try to move people in there … go in and finish the job. […] Gaza’s waterfront property, it could be very valuable, if people would focus on building up livelihoods. […] It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there but I think from Israel's perspective I’d do my best to move the people out and then clean it up.”
A little bit?
“Are people in Israel seriously talking about that possibility? About hosting Gazan refugees in Israel?” wondered interviewer Professor Tarek Masoud.
“I dunno,” said the guy who got paid $2 billion for his geopolitical expertise. “I’m sitting in Miami Beach right now. I’m just thinking what I would do.”
Well, he did read 25 books on the subject.
Anyone wanting to build luxury resorts in Serbia and Albania has to be forward-thinking. I mean, have you seen Serbia or Albania? I have, and not much in either country screams “luxury.”
Clearly, Jared Kushner is a man ahead of his time. Either that, or he’s a complete sociopath who cares nothing for the suffering of others and thinks only in terms of how he can make as much money as possible. This is a man whose firm was gifted $2 billion by the Saudi government- one of whose princes ordered the dismemberment of a Washington Post reporter.
We’re not talking about Boy Scouts.
Of course, expecting ethical, moral, or law-abiding behavior from Jared Kushner is an exercise in the absurd. His father-in-law, of course, is Donald Trump..say no more, right?
His father is Charles Kushner, a one-time prominent Democratic donor who served time in prison for witness tampering, among other things. Kushner pére sent a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law and recorded the tryst for blackmail purposes.
He seems nice. So what did you get for Christmas?
When sentencing Charles Kushner, the judge remarked,
It is difficult for me to reconcile the generous man with the revengeful, hateful man. But I must take into consideration the vengeful nature in which this was done. In light of all the relevant circumstances, I find that you be imprisoned for 24 months.
In 2019, while he was promoting his book Let Me Finish, Chris Christie, who’d prosecuted the Kushner case, called it “one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes” he’d ever litigated.
Yes, Charles Kushner always believed in going big.
So you can probably appreciate that as far as sociopathic behavior goes, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
(An evening with noted Middle East expert Jared Kushner….)
And, as
(Lyz Lenz) observes, Jared Kushner is not her “Dingus of the Week” without reason. Think of him in combination with the word “moist.”Yeah, it sounds creepy as Hell…but you have to admit it makes sense, right??
Jared Corey Kushner, the moist fail-son of a criminal and son-in-law of a criminal, walks through life as if he’s achieved something other than avoiding the regular swirlies his face is just begging for.
True enough, for what has Jared done in this life except be born into gobs of money and be a sociopath about it? Hmm?
You’ll note, of course, that the unifying theme in this bi-familial drama is “criminal.” When you’re a sociopath, “criminal” is just a normal Thursday.
But seriously, why does this man always look damp? How is he constantly walking around giving wet paper towel? He looks like if you ran him under a faucet and rubbed him into a carpet he’d leave little white papery flakes everywhere.
Anyway, this week, the walking tub of spoiled sour cream said of Gaza that there was a lot of “very valuable” waterfront property and that Israel should “clean it up.” His comments reveal a stunning lack of empathy for or awareness of the ongoing crisis in Gaza, where thousands of children have been killed and more are now starving to death.
It's a serial killer level of sociopathy. But at least a serial killer has accomplished something. Kushner’s only claim to anything noteworthy is having been born into a criminal racket. And even then, all he did was get pushed out of the womb, and I’m pretty sure his mom did all the work there.
Seriously, Jared looks like the main character for the next season of “You.” He seems like the kind of person who could keep his girlfriend in a glass cage in the basement of a bookstore for an entire season, then kill her, dismember her, and dispose of her body before moving to London to recover from the stress of it all.
What? Do you think it’s easy being a serial killer?? Au contraire, mon ami….
Instead, he became a legend in his own mind when he created peace in the Middle East. Yes, Jared Kushner succeeded where great minds and towering statesmen had failed for generations.
And he couldn’t wait to tell us about it.
Speaking of women pushing Kushner to crime, he is also notable for marrying Ivanka Trump. As a result, he tumbled into another criminal racket, the Trump administration, where according to him, he was Jimmy Carter 2.0, negotiating an important peace deal in the Middle East.
In his delusionally titled memoir, “Breaking History,” Kushner wrote of the Abraham Accords, which he takes full credit for: “Humbled by the complexity of the task, I orchestrated some of the most significant breakthroughs in diplomacy in the last fifty years.”
How is that diplomacy holding out you might ask? Not great.
Truly the only thing holding strong that Kushner helped broker is his delusional sense of self importance.
Very humble and self-effacing, wouldn’t you say? And he did it all by himself. Wottamensch….
How else would you explain him doing his Joni Mitchell impression, saying Israel should pave Gaza so he could put up luxury beachfront condos?
Pave Paradise, put up a parking lot….
I mean, war is SO wasteful.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s former White House adviser and his son-in-law, praised the “very valuable” potential of Gaza’s “waterfront property," suggesting that Israel should remove civilians while it “cleans up” the area.
“Gaza’s waterfront property, it could be very valuable, if people would focus on building up livelihoods,” Kushner said in an interview dated Feb. 15, posted earlier this month on the YouTube channel of the Middle East Initiative, a program of Harvard University’s Kennedy School of Government, and reported first on Tuesday by The Guardian. “If you think about all the money that's gone into this tunnel network and into all the munitions, if that would have gone into education or innovation, what could have been done?”
And think of what he could do with the miles of tunnels under Rafah. He could turn them into shops, cinemas, arcades…the possibilities are endless. With his self-professed moist brilliance, Jared Kushner could turn Rafah and the rest of the Gaza waterfront into the Beirut of Israel (minus the occasional grain elevator blowing up and leveling a few square miles).
So, sure, let’s have Israel move people out of Gaza into…oh, I don’t know…how about the middle of the Negev Desert? Yeah, didn’t those people come from the desert originally? So they could totally make a go of it in the Negev.
And it’s not like Gaza’s in great shape these days. Israel’s pretty much bombed it back into the Stone Age, so bulldozing it and putting up some luxury beach condos might be a real improvement. You know, bring some money into the area, maybe fuel some investment, bring some businesses in…who knows?
Then again, what’s getting lost in Kushner’s calculations are the 30,000+ Palestinians who’ve died at the hands of the Israeli military since the October 7 Hamas attack. Most of those have been civilians, including thousands of children. There’s a convincing argument to be made that Israel is responsible for conducting genocide upon the Palestinian people of Gaza.
Jared Kushner riding in and talking about building luxury beachfront condos after residents have been forced from their homes only pours salt into the metaphorical wounds of those who’ve suffered far too much. Then again, “suffering” is such an abstract concept for Kushner. Why should he worry about others when he and his moist brilliance have deals to close in Serbia and Albania?
After all, rehabilitating war-torn sites where the blood of dozens has been spilled is not for mere mortals. Not just anyone can put up luxury condos on former battlefields and places where people may have been tortured and dismembered by brutal, repressive governments.
No, sir…but Jared Kushner is uniquely suited to determining how to work that brutal history into the sale pitch for his luxury condos.
Welcome to Martyrdom Manor! No? How about Agony Acres, Mutilation Beach, Repression Sands, or Bloody Dunes?
As you can probably tell, my major was history, not marketing. I’m sure Jared and his moist brilliance will have a much easier and more prosperous time.
There are times when being a sociopath can be a real advantage, I suppose.
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