Jesus Christ: TASTES GREAT!! LESS FILLING!!
Jesus called huddles, too- sadly, Heaven had no running game
Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign
So it appears the real winner of Super Bowl LVII wasn’t, as you might have guessed, the Kansas City Chiefs, but our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Well, maybe your Lord and Savior. The guy’s a figment of the American Taliban’s collective imagination, but what do I know?