Jesus loves me, this I know...because Franklin Graham keeps hitting me up for donations
If the Lord is all-powerful, you'd think He'd just print his own money, no??
It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves.
Franz Kafka
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
George Carlin
Texas State Rep. Matt Schaefer Says Those Seeking Office Must ‘Really Understand What the Bible Says’: Or at least understand enough about what it says to know they want no part of it.
Did this jackass sleep through his Civics class when they covered the separation of Church and State? Or is he just part of God’s Army, “marching as to war?”
NRA Proudly Shares Clip Of Mike Johnson Opposing Gun Laws After Maine Shooting: It's what Jesus would do, don'tchaknow?
Rumble host and X influencer Stew Peters calls for shooting Catholic Charities workers: Wow…and he'd always seemed like such a nice intolerant, holier-than-thou Christian nutjob.
Some Republicans Kept The House Shut Down Over Gay Marriage: One of the Republicans Congresscritters told Tom Emmer he “needs to get right with Jesus.” WTF? Jesus never said anything condemning homosexuality, dude; that's a “YOU problem.” If you're a Christian, I'm the Kween of England.
‘‘ Parasitic Force’’ White Nationalist Nick Fuentes Exploits Conflict in Middle East to Promote Antisemitism: ‘Cuz it's not like Jews are real people or anything….
'Holy cow!' Boebert scrambles to reassure Christians rattled by 'Beetlejuice' blunder: Yep, gotta make sure the sheeple know you're still holier than thou…and dumber than a post turtle.
Environmentalism Is Baal Worship, Says Texas Railroad Commissioner Wayne Christian: So we should all be driving F-650s, Suburbans, and anything else that gets 8 MPG or less? Because after the Rapture, only the unsaved will need to breathe, and who gives a f**k about them?
On YouTube, Steven Crowder” declares “all of Islam is a doomsday cult”: Hey, so is Christianity- which is just YOUR doomsday cult, yeah?
Mike Johnson’s Wife Takes Down Website That Compared Being Gay To Bestiality, Incest: Yeah, because this holier-than-thou Christian supremacism isn’t at all offensive, eh?
On her radio show, Trump co-defendant Jenna Ellis says that Trump has a “malignant narcissistic tendency to simply forget that he's never done anything wrong”: It’s OK, because Jesus forgives her, and everything’s cool.
Speaker Mike Johnson's Wife Also Religious Extremist Lunatic, Sounds Like: Say hello to the modern-day reincarnation of Marcus and Michele Bachmann! And they’re every bit the creepy Christia”s the Bachmanns were!! Yay, Jesus!!
What It Meansit'st the New House Speaker Is an Acolyte of Christian Nationalist Pseudo-Historian David Barton: That the false Christianity and the faux history will be coming at us with You'rereater speed and ferocity?
Charlie Kirk: “Halloween is a dark, dark day. Not a fan of it.”: Sure, it’s a celebration of evil, mayhem, and bloodshed…but it’s all good, clean fun, right??
'Ex-Satanist' Is Very Sure This Bette Midler Movie Will Get You Possessed By Satan: Yeah, it’s not “Beaches.” It’s even worse.
Yeah, these people really suck at their religion, and if you’re wondering how you can suck at yours, you can go here for some handy tips.
You’re welcome!
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