Lauren Boebert- Proof That You Don't Have To Be Blonde To Be A Dumb Blonde
And I mean that as no offense to the many intelligent blondes in my life :-)
Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.
Raheel Farooq
It’s not a state secret that Rep. Lauren Boebert is packing the intellectual candlepower of a box of Cracker Jacks. Or that she’s a poster child for the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Or even that she’s a “Christian” like I’m a porn star.
No, Rep. Boebert makes your average post-turtle look like a Nobel Prize-winning nuclear physicist. And her deer-caught-in-your-high-beams stare is proof of a vacant brainpan. The fact that she was elected AND re-elected is baffling enough, but it makes me wonder about the collective intellectual capacity of her constituents. Surely, they can’t be that stupid…can they?
Of course, they can…and don’t call me Shirley.
Boebert’s latest slide down the slippery slope of idiocy was her take on sex-ed classes…which worked so well for her.
While speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) stated that public school students should be banned from learning about how LGBTQ+ people have sex.
“There are schools that are teaching worse than just gender ideology,” she said. “I mean they have comprehensive sex-ed. They’re teaching kids how to have and enjoy sex – and even same-sex sex.”
Boebert said no public school students should be learning these things and that schools that teach it should have their funding cut. She also claimed elementary school students were learning these things, though she offered no proof.
Right…because ignorance about sex worked SO well for her that she’s decided EVERYONE should enter into being sexually active while utterly ignorant about how things work and safe sex practices.
As one might expect, the Twitterati were not about to let this one slide by without appropriately roasting the Congresswoman from Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District.
And, yes, it was a thing of beauty….
Is there a more sexually repressed collection of uptight busybodies than American Taliban Republicans? They’re way too far up in everyone else’s business AND terrified that people (besides themselves) might be having sex for recreational purposes.
Sex for (GASP!!! OMG!!!) fun?!?!?!?!??? How DARE these godless Liberal sinners engage in immoral behavior without our permission! Everyone KNOWS that sex should occur only in the missionary position, only for procreation, and should last for no more than 45-60 seconds (if they’re doing it right).
Of course, those rules don’t necessarily apply to Republicans, who are no strangers to sexual sin. Some of them have been known to be serial “offenders.”
You can do that when you believe it’s your God-given right to make the rules for everyone.
Remember, hypocrisy is only in the GOP vocabulary when they’re accusing Democrats of it…and remember, every Republican accusation is a confession.
I don’t know what North Korean Catholic prison camp Lauren Boebert got her edumication at, but something tells me she either slept through sex ed or skipped those days altogether.
Sex education isn’t just teachers showing porn flicks while they smoke weed and bang the school secretary outside the classroom. There are things that children need to learn about before they become sexually active. It’s got to be more than “PENIS GOES WHERE????”
Effective sex education can reduce rates of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies. Even more importantly, it can also help to prevent the transmission of HIV/AIDS. Finally, effective sexual education can help save lives and prevent the spread of Republicanism.
It’s not about titillation; it’s about teaching children what will happen when they reach adulthood. It’s about children learning about relationships and treating partners respectfully. Sex education is far more than teaching kids what parts go where and what might happen if you don’t pull out in time.
It’s too bad Lauren Boebert is too arrogant, conceited, and stupid to understand that giving children MORE information about sex and sexuality will only help them. Instead, less information may lead to them becoming teen mothers when they may not want to do that.
Information means having the ability to be safe and make informed choices. It means knowing what your options are. And it means not allowing sexually repressed ninnies like Lauren Boebert to force their ignorance and prejudice on until it takes on the force of law.
Lauren Boebert- “one idiot”- is proving she’s all it takes to turn this country into Hell. And she’s too arrogant and stupid to recognize the damage she’s doing.
Oh, and before I forget…Boebert’s about to become a 36-year-old grandmother. Nothing like starting them early on sex education, eh?