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Trump ally Laura Loomer: “Nationalism keeps you safe. Profiling keeps you safe. Discrimination keeps you safe.”:

Laura Loomer is no one’s Ph.D. candidate. Nor is she likely to win a Nobel Prize in our lifetime…unless, of course, the Nobel Committee decides to create a category for dumbasses (now THAT would be fun). In that case, Loomer’s prospects would increase exponentially, and we could see her delivering an acceptance speech in Stockholm soon.

What’s more is that she’d be richly deserving of a Nobel Dumbass Award, especially if one of their criteria for the award is a profound lack of self-awareness. If Loomer’s appearance on the April 10, 2024, edition of Lauren Chen's Pseudo-Intellectual LIVE, a YouTube show, we should stop the show and give her the Nobel NOW.

LAURA LOOMER: And I'm coming out with a documentary called The Great Replacement as well where I'm going to be talking about how the great replacement is not a conspiracy theory. It's actually very real, and it's being funded by the United States government. So we're being replaced by our own taxpayer money….

LOOMER: There's no vetting, and, honestly, there's no difference anymore between legal and illegal immigrants. There's just no difference. There's no difference anymore. We're at a point in time where we're at such a crisis in our country that we just need to have a full-blown immigration moratorium. It doesn't matter. Like, you'll hear a conservative say, “Oh, well, you know, we're not against immigration.” Well, I am. I mean, I don't know about those people, but I am. I am against immigration. I don't want any more immigration in my country right now. We can't even take care of our own people. We — we're in enormous debt. We have 22 veterans a day committing suicide, OK? The average family cannot afford to live. They cannot afford to survive. We're on the brink of absolute societal collapse. I don't want any more immigration, legal or illegal. So, we need to pressure more Republicans into adopting this position. People like to say it's xenophobic. People like to say it's too nationalistic. 

Well, I think that, you know, nationalism keeps you safe. Profiling keeps you safe. Discrimination keeps you safe. And when I say discrimination keeps you safe, I'm saying having standards, right? Because what's the difference between discrimination and preferences, right? There's really no difference. People think that discrimination is a bad thing. Well, if it's being utilized as a standard, right, to establish standards of safety, is it discrimination or are those standards?

So I think that a lot of this is just word games. It's a manipulation of semantics. And people, as you said before, really disturbingly so, are willing to play these word games, at the sake of our own national security and our own public safety. And people are getting killed, and people are going to continue to get killed if this is allowed to continue.

As I was reading Loomer’s words, it was as if I could feel thousands of my brain cells screaming at the mistreatment and then committing ritual suicide. How can a human being think like this? Well, that assumes, first of all, that this process qualifies as “thinking.”

The act of placing words one after another in one’s brain is not necessarily ipso facto rational thought. And so it is with Loomer. It may be a word salad. Or evolved gibberish. Or bullshit dressed for Sunday brunch after church.

Whatever it may be, it ain’t “thinking.” Few people have said less with more words than Laura Loomer…and yet people like Lauren Chen treat her like she’s a (pseudo)intellectual. WTF?

My brain hurts.

Woman In Viral Hug With Donald Trump is Longtime Conservative Activist and ‘BLEXIT’ Campaigner:

It seemed so spontaneous, a Black woman moving in to hug Donny Diaperfull at an Atlanta Chick-fil-A. Except that it probably wasn’t nearly as “spur of the moment” as it seemed on Fox News:

The woman who went viral for hugging former President Donald Trump at an Atlanta Chick-fil-A is a longtime conservative activist connected to the “BLEXIT” organization.

Michaelah Montgomery embraced Trump at the fast food chain earlier this week in front of reporters while stating, “I don’t care what the media tells you, Mr. Trump, we support you.”

Montgomery later joined Fox News for an interview on Friday where she claimed more Black Americans will turn away from President Joe Biden for the presumptive Republican nominee in the upcoming November election.

The Trump campaign promoted the Fox News segment on social media without disclosing Montgomery’s prior work with the BLEXIT Foundation.

The BLEXIT Foundation is an organization founded by far-right firebrand Candace Owens in 2018 that encourages Black Americans and other ethnic minorities to abandon the Democratic party for Republicans. The organization later merged with the college pro-Trump student activist group, Turning Point USA.

According to Montgomery’s LinkedIn account, she has been a city director in the Atlanta metropolitan area for BLEXIT since March 2022. She also served as an intern for Georgia’s Republican Party.

Unsurprisingly, these “spontaneous” moments are almost always staged ahead of time by the Trump campaign’s advance team.

Montgomery later joined Fox News for an interview on Friday where she claimed more Black Americans will turn away from President Joe Biden for the presumptive Republican nominee in the upcoming November election.

The Trump campaign promoted the Fox News segment on social media without disclosing Montgomery’s prior work with the BLEXIT Foundation.

The BLEXIT Foundation is an organization founded by far-right firebrand Candace Owens in 2018 that encourages Black Americans and other ethnic minorities to abandon the Democratic party for Republicans. The organization later merged with the college pro-Trump student activist group, Turning Point USA.

According to Montgomery’s LinkedIn account, she has been a city director in the Atlanta metropolitan area for BLEXIT since March 2022. She also served as an intern for Georgia’s Republican Party.

Sure, there’s nothing wrong with showing support for the candidate one supports, but the dishonesty behind it leaves a bad taste.

Then again, dishonesty and lack of integrity are Donald Trump’s modus operandi, no?

Marjorie Taylor Greene Baselessly Claims She’s ‘Not Full of Sh*t Like Mike Johnson Is’:

One could use many unflattering descriptive phrasing, to sum up Rep. Marjorie Trailer Greene (R-GA)…and Lord knows I’ve used more than my fair share, but “full of shit” is definitely top-five material.

When you’re as lacking in self-awareness as MTG, you somehow manage to think you’re hot stuff, even when most of America hates you and wishes you’d disappear to someplace with no extradition treaty to eat a bag of dicks.

Never having been one to read a room and pick up the vibe, MTG still believes she is an important power player on Capitol Hill…and I almost spewed my coffee just typing that.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) claimed that she is “not full of shit like Mike Johnson is” during an appearance on Steve Bannon’s show.

It was just the latest salvo fired at Johnson by MTG, who has emerged a loud critic of the House Speaker in recent weeks, inserting herself at the center of a potential vote to vacate the speakership just months after Johnson was voted in to replace ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

“They know I mean exactly every single word I say,” Greene told Bannon on his show Friday. “And I’m not full of shit, just like Mike Johnson is. And I’m actually going to follow through with actions instead of lie to people on television and in press conferences and out on the campaign trail.”

Because she’s such a loving, patient, and forgiving Christian, right? One who’d slit your throat with a Bowie knife just before she clubbed you over the head with her KJV Bible.

Praise the Lord and may he bless all good, God-fearing, White Conservative Christian Cisgender Heterosexual Patriots!! Hallelujah!!

Here’s the thing, though. You know and I know that she knows that you know and I know that she knows she’s so full of shit that it’s a minor miracle her eyes aren’t brown. The best way to know that she’s lying is to check to see if her lips are moving. Rest assured that if her lips are in motion, so is the lying. It’s a 1:1 correlation, something that’s been proven time and time again.

MTG can’t get away from it. She’s made her own bed, and she can’t escape having to lie in it. That she’s been shitting the bed since the day she was sworn in isn’t our problem. It’s time she took responsibility and resigned her seat, which she, of course, won’t do because she lacks the maturity, common sense, and self-awareness to recognize the damage she’s done.

Wottafukkinmaroon….

Well, I think that, you know, nationalism keeps you safe. Profiling keeps you safe. Discrimination keeps you safe. And when I say discrimination keeps you safe, I'm saying having standards, right? Because what's the difference between discrimination and preferences, right? There's really no difference. People think that discrimination is a bad thing. Well, if it's being utilized as a standard, right, to establish standards of safety, is it discrimination or are those standards?

- Laura Loomer

Maine GOP Reps Censured After Claiming That Local Mass Shooting Was God’s Revenge For Abortion Laws:

Just when you could perhaps be forgiven for believing that the GOP couldn’t possibly sink any lower, we’re reminded for the umpteenth millionth time that Republicans live in a barrel that HAS no bottom. There are no depths to which they won’t sink because they continue finding new depths of depravity on a daily basis.

I’m old enough to remember when Fundamentalist Christians claimed that AIDS was God’s revenge for homosexuality. Hell, a couple of members of my own family were guilty of saying that to my face…and I remember wondering at that moment how we could’ve sprung from the same womb. Fortunately, they’ve since mellowed and re-joined the human race, but that’s not to say that there aren’t others out there still carrying on the proud, knuckle-dragging American Taliban tradition.

Take some of Maine’s finest Republicans, por ejemplo, who’ve seen fit to claim that the mass shooting at a Lewiston bowling alley that killed 18 and recent heavy storms were “God’s revenge.”

I may not believe in God, but if She existed, She’d smite them for being brain-dead assholes.

Fiery debate over a bill to protect health care workers who provide abortion and gender-affirming care from out-of-state lawsuits crossed a line in the Maine House, leading lawmakers to formally censure a pair of colleagues on Thursday….

Rep. Michael Lemelin, R-Chelsea, said the mass shooting last October in Lewiston, Maine, that claimed 18 lives and recent storms were God’s revenge for “immoral” laws adopted by legislators, and he described the shield bill as “inspired by Lucifer himself.” Another lawmaker, Rep. Shelley Rudnicki, of Fairfield, announced that she agreed with Lemelin’s remarks….

House Speaker Rachel Talbot Ross told Lemelin in a letter that the remarks were “extremely offensive and intentionally harmful to the victims and the families of the Lewiston tragedy, the House of Representatives, and the people of Maine.”

It takes a very special kind of arrogant asshole to believe that you can claim that “your” God deals in revenge for specific laws or actions. How is it that you can know the workings of the mind of “your” God when others do not? Are you special? Were you anointed by “your” God to receive special communications? Are you having flashbacks? Is your PTSD forcing hallucinations and delusions of grandeur upon you?

How do we know that doesn’t mean you’re hearing voices and might be psychotic? Whatever the case, to believe (and broadcast) that a certain set of beliefs and/or actions will anger “your” God to such a degree that he will seek revenge is reprehensible, and that makes you an awful, borderline irredeemable person.

In the end, both Lemelin and Rudnicki apologized, and hopefully, the Maine Legislature will be able to move on. Still, the two Republicans have managed to label themselves as asshole Christian radicals who’d do everything short of burning witches. Not a good look, to say the least.

The Democratic-led chamber advanced the legislation on an 80—70 vote Wednesday evening in the House in which several Republicans focused on the underlying law that allows minors to receive abortions and gender-affirming care under certain circumstances. Critics said the bill could lead to kidnapping and trafficking of out-of-state teens.

But Democratic Rep. Sam Zager, D-Portland, said the standards of care laid out for medical providers require a robust process for whether someone has gender dysphoria and is eligible for gender-affirming care.

“This is not somebody whisked away for a weekend making a declaration and having surgery. It is very deliberate and very meticulous and is not done expediently,” said Zager, who is a physician.

Here in 2024, we should be dealing in facts, reality, and science, not someone’s personal God who still deals in a 16th-century idea of anger and revenge.

It’s the argument of an ignorant loser who’s run out of cogent arguments and is desperately grasping for something—ANYTHING—that they can use to achieve some sort of victory.

Unfortunately, Reps. Lemelin and Rudnicki played their worst hand and were defeated handily. They’ve also outed themselves as unserious legislators unwilling to deal in the realm of facts, reality, and science. They’re going to waiting for a natural disaster like an earthquake, tornado, or hurricane and claim it’s God’s revenge against abortion…or the Celtics losing in the NBA Finals.

Good luck getting your colleagues to take you seriously, y’all.

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