Sen. Ted Cruz Wants To Give Dr. Anthony Fauci A Cigarette And A Blindfold

Truthfully, Cruz should get a steel butt plug and nipple clamps before being hooked up to a car battery

Ambitions are like assholes, and they smell like flowers to the owner. I must be delusional. Give it up.

• Rafi Zabor

You remember Dr. Anthony Fauci, right? That evil, conniving, power-mad octogenarian doctor who was bent on forcing his COVID-19 orthodoxy on America? His unique blend of COVID-19 tyranny had “science” behind it, including vaccines, studies, and all sorts of medically proven things that made it look like he knew what he was talking about. All along, though, he was running a scam in an ultimately futile effort to become the Supreme Ruler and God-King of the Universe.

Or something like that.

It turned out he did know what he was talking about, and the science-supported truth he was purveying to Americans helped save lives. Go figure, eh? Right-wing orthodoxy was WAY off-base on this one; who could’ve foreseen that?