Sleepy Joe Hires Another Family-Values-Hating Leftie To Work In The White House
Is nothing sacred anymore...except maybe shirtless Instagram photos?
If you’re trying to prevent the spread of monkeypox, which thus far has proven to be an issue within the LGBTQ community, wouldn’t it make sense for the President to appoint someone who knows the community to lead the fight?
Imagine the reaction of Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller when his good, God-fearing White Conservative Christina heterosexual journalists discover that Joe Biden’s monkeypox czar is (clutches pearls) GAY!!!!
OMG, what about the children???
What has got the Nerf-headed choads at the Daily Caller all chuffed and knackered today? Let's see, making sure everyone knows the accused killer of a Las Vegas reporter was a Democrat ... yawn…. The NFL insulting America by holding a moment of silence for Queen Elizabeth before Thursday night's season opener ... pffft. (Apparently the Caller didn't get the memo that the hard-Right is supposed to revere Elizabeth for representing a bygone era when England benevolently ruled the world by subjugating and colonizing millions of the planet's duskier-hued cohort. Or as conservatives call it, the Golden Ages.)
Ah, here we go: "Meet Joe Biden’s Monkeypox Czar — A Gay Doctor In Drag Who Wants To ‘Dismantle Stigma’"
Yep, the choads are all wound up that Joe Biden appointed a doctor by the name of Demetre Daskalakis who has a long history of working to treat infectious diseases in the gay community to help lead the White House's National Monkeypox Response group.
So how could Sleepy Joe believe Dr. Demetre Daskalakis could POSSIBLY be qualified for such a challenging and sensitive position?
Well, as per the Daily Caller,
Prior to serving in the White House, Daskalakis was the Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) Division of HIV Prevention, according to the statement. He also led the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene’s infectious disease efforts, and developed a clinical practice focused on serving neglected LGBT communities.
Over the course of his career, he’s deployed some unorthodox tactics to serve that demographic.
Daskalakis operated an HIV and hepatitis screening clinic out of a small office inside a Manhattan S&M club called Paddles, where men could pay $40 to party without their coats or clothes, according to the Atlantic. He also dressed in drag to administer meningitis vaccines at sex clubs and bath houses during an outbreak in New York City, NBC News reported. In an interview with The Atlantic, he claims to have learned his bedside manner from “East Village drag queens.”
So, of course, because Dr. Daskalakis isn’t a White Conservative Christian heterosexual, he’s completely unqualified to minister to the unique medical needs of the LGBTQ community.
And did I mention that he’s (clutches pearls again) GAY!!!! So how did he get his M.D. since he did his internship at sex clubs and bath houses? And since when do medical schools allow “East Village drag queens” to teach bedside manner?
Even worse, Dr. Daskalakis is not shy about his gayness. Shouldn’t people like him be burying their sexuality deeply in a dark closet and living their lives in misery and sexual frustration AS GOD INTENDED?
Or could it be that the uptight, holier-than-all-y’all drudges at the Daily Caller are jealous because none of them look nearly as good shirtless as Dr. Daskalakis? Maybe if they stopped living off bad coffee and righteous outrage and went to a gym once in a while, they might not look like 98-pound weaklings.
‘Cuz it’s not as if they can nail the guy on his qualifications. He’s probably the most qualified doctor in the country to handle the monkeypox outbreak in the LGBTQ community.
Yeah, but he’s (clutches pearls yet again) GAY!!!!
So what? Why does that have to be such a BFD, y’all? Are you jealous…or perhaps secretly horny? That’s OK; your secret’s safe with me.
There is really no reason to mention the doctor's shirtless Instagram photos while running down his medical qualifications, unless you want your readers to think ZOMG Old Man Biden is bringing in yet another radical tradition-hating leftist to work in the sacred White House. Which, being the Daily Caller, is exactly the frame through which you are supposed to view this story.
Anyway, thanks for bringing Dr. Daskalakis to our attention, Daily Caller. Yet more proof that the Biden administration takes its responsibilities seriously and hires highly qualified and dedicated professionals to administer them.
Yeah, the Daily Caller- the official news source of pasty White wienies who secretly wish they looked like Dr. Daskalis.
If Dr. Daskalakis is successful, there’s every chance the pearl-clutchers won’t have to worry their pretty little heads about monkeypox. So how about accepting that the guy’s ridiculously qualified, even if his methods might seem a bit unorthodox?
No one’s going to ask you to wear a feather boa or stiletto heels (unless you choose to), but if it helps Dr. Daskalakis get a handle on the monkeypox threat, why are your panties in a wad? It’s about protecting public health, amiright?? Or is your precious White Conservative Christian heterosexual morality more important?
As if we even need to wait for an answer….
Yeah, the good doctor meets his patients where they live, and he’s been successful at protecting the health of his community. Is that REALLY such a bad thing?
Oh, sorry. I forgot; you’d rather see the LGBTQ community die and disappear from the face of the Earth. I’ll try to remember that the next time y’all take your homophobia out for a test drive.
Hey, before I forget, Jesus is holding on line two. Something about loving and accepting your fellow man…or do you not accept and follow that part of the Gospel these days?
Well, for the record, I'm pretty sad that I don't look that good either. Of course, the fact that I don't exercise, eat properly, or do any of the other things I ought to be doing, is of no possible relevance ...