Ted Cruz Nude- Some Things You Just Can't Unsee
And, no, it doesn't help that there's peyote involved
I don’t know about you, but on the list of things I DON’T want to see in my lifetime, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) giving a speech while nude and on peyote is #1 with a freakin’ bullet.
Unless he’s trying to traumatize an entire nation (or blind them if the speech is outdoors), I can think of at least a thousand and one things I’d rather be doing. Fortunately, none of those things involve public speaking, nudity, peyote, OR Ted Cruz.
I’m not sure what it is about the man- his voice, his self-righteous, holier-than-thou attitude, the five founds of Brylcreem, or that dead weasel on his face that passes for a beard- that triggers my gag reflex, but I know I’m not alone. When someone asked one of his colleagues why they took an instant dislike to Sen. Cruz, they responded by saying, “It saves time.”
It’s true. There’s little about Cruz that seems likable. It’s not just the open, I’d-throw-my-mother-under-the-bus political ambition. It’s not just the unalloyed obsequiousness when it comes to Donald Trump, even though he’s insulted Cruz AND his wife. And it’s not the fact that almost none of his colleagues can stand him. There’s just something about Ted Cruz that seems instantly off-putting, like running over a dead skunk on a rural Texas farm road. The smell is awful. It stays with you. And all you want is to get as far away from it as possible…and yet, no matter what you do, you can’t.
Ted Cruz is like a stray dog. You know he’s either going to bite you or piss on your leg or perhaps even both if he’s in a bad mood. In the end, though, everyone will laugh at him because no one can take him seriously- especially when he’s talking about giving a speech nude and on peyote. Ewww….
If you’ll excuse me, I think my breakfast is on its way back up.
(More Ted Cruz “goodness” to come a bit later today. So you’ll want to stay tuned for that.)