Texas Public Schools: Now With Even More Rich, Creamy Jesus-y Goodness!!!

Say, isn't government supposed to be out of the Jesus business? Not in Texas, amigo!!

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick bringing the 10 Commandments down from Mt. Yungfreshwhytboyz

If there's one thing America will always lead the world in," Harold said, "it's assholes with guns.

• Jason Mott

Texas Republicans have always taken pride in the über-Jesus-y, holier-than-thou godliness. Yes, you may be a Christian, but Texas Republicans fancy themselves a fair bit closer to Almighty God than anyone else. After all, Texas is God’s Country, no? Everyone in Texas knows it.

(Note to the uninitiated: If you’ve never been to Texas, to refer to the Lone Star State as “God’s Country” is to believe in a Supreme Being with a nasty disposition, no creativity, and the decorating sense of a prison warden. There’s little about Texas that speaks to the loving ministrations of a benevolent God.)