Texas Republicans- You're Either With Us 100% Or You're A @!#$%&+ Liberal
Tony Gonzalez just wasn't awful and heartless enough for the Texas GOP
“Are you a Buddhist?"
"No, I'm an asshole. But I keep trying.”
Scott Hawkins, The Library at Mount Char
If you’re a Republican elected official in Texas, there are a few things you stand for, no questions asked:
You loves you some Jesus
You hate transgender people in particular and the LGBTQ community in general
Entitlement programs are the worst, most despicable example of “SOCIALISM!!!”…unless they benefit you or your constituents
Good, God-fearing White Conservative Christian heterosexuals should, by rights, own and rule America
The separation of Church and State is for losers and Liberals
Texas is God’s country (if so, God is a mean-spirited, hateful SOB)
Beef should be the required American dinner at least three nights a week
Attendance at high school football games should be mandatory, and shirkers should be shot at halftime of homecoming games
There’s no such thing as too many guns
An armed society is a
scared-shitlesspolite societyMass shootings are the price of freedom