The First Rule Of Dunning-Kruger Club Is That You Don't Talk About Dunning-Kruger Club, #2

There really should be a minimum IQ test to be a US Senator; Tommy Tuberville would be an epic fail

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

• Brooke Shields

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

• Mariah Carey

When I was younger, I used to look at Senators and marvel at how smart I thought they had to be to get elected. Of course, to be part of a body with only 100 members, you’d totally have to have your s**t together, right? You’d have to know a lot of stuff and be incredibly smart.

Yeah, I was young, dumb, and lived in a town of 941 people 90 minutes south of the Canadian border in northern Minnesota. It wasn’t the middle of nowhere…but you could see it from there when the smoke cleared. To say that I was cut off from reality would’ve been an understatement.