Things I wish I could write about
But there's only so much of me to go around
Love is a form of prejudice. You love what you need, you love what makes you feel good, you love what is convenient. How can you say you love one person when there are ten thousand people in the world that you would love more if you ever met them? But you'll never meet them. All right, so we do the best we can. Granted. But we must still realize that love is just the result of a chance encounter. Most people make too much of it. On these grounds a good fuck is not to be entirely scorned. But that's the result of a chance meeting too. You're damned right. Drink up. We'll have another.
Charles Bukowski
If Gov. DeSatan is successful in his appeal, he plans to move all of Floriduh’s Black voters onto a small island off the Treasure Coast, where they may or may not be able to vote on Election Day. It’ll depend on whether a hurricane or tropical storm happens to blow through on that day.
‘Prophet’ Julie Green Assures Eric Trump That His Father Is God’s ‘Anointed and Appointed One’
Maybe I’m too stupid and unobservant to pick up on what God’s laying down, but I fail to see how there’s ANYTHING godly about The Former Guy, much less anything that would make him ‘God’s Anointed and Appointed One.’ Just thinking of that makes me want to coat my laptop’s keyboard in my last meal.
Luis Rubiales was merely the match that lit the Roman candle and showed the world that this remains a YUUUUGE- and, until now, largely unacknowledged- problem. Ferchrissakes, y’all; this is the 21st century. Can we put it back in our pants long enough to treat women with respect and dignity?
What if Jennifer Hermoso was your wife, daughter, or sister? Would you treat her as Luis Rubiales did? Of course, you wouldn’t. So why do so many of you treat women as property, as playthings who exist for your amusement?
Burning Man Mud Situation God’s Punishment For All The F*cking, According To Lunatics.
The mud made f*****g pretty unlikely (or at least uncomfortable and inconvenient). Nonetheless, the White Conservative Christian heterosexual cisgender poopy pants were incensed (jealous?) about all the alleged f*****g.
Bacchanalian orgies? I’m surprised Knowles can even spell “bacchanalian”…or “orgies,” for that matter.
Besides, some things are just made for f*****g. Why does that have to be a bad thing?
Not only was The Former Guy’s “big, beautiful wall” a complete joke, but the environmental damage done during the construction and replacement of sections was, in numerous cases, irreversible.
Yeah? I’ll bet he thinks he also has the right to go through the underwear drawers of Alabama’s women.
Dumb question…or perhaps not…is there anyone in the national GOP who isn’t an actual or soon-to-be convicted criminal?
Asking for a friend.
Religious Right Legal Group Says SCOTUS Can Use Its Case to Overturn Marriage Equality.
Methinks far too many White Conservative Christian heterosexual cisgender buttheads are WAY too concerned with what other people do with their personal lives.
Perhaps if they spent more time trying to remove their anteriors from their posteriors, they might be less uptight. Nah, these uptight busybodies will never stop judging others by their moral compass. They’re not happy until they can tear others down; it’s how they find their “happiness.”
Clarence Thomas Responds To Ethics Concerns: Get F*cked, Haters, Says Clarence Thomas
When one is above the law and certainly above mere accountability to lesser mortals, one does not hesitate to put those mortals in their place. Especially when they demand things that are beneath you to provide them- like all those trips and other benefits you’ve been getting from people with business who come before you at the Supreme Court.
Corruption? What corruption? If you want something done, you have to pay the price. That’s the way capitalism works, no?
Besides, accountability is for losers and Liberals.
Is it just me, or does it seem that every time Ron DeSatan is presented with an opportunity to display compassion and demonstrate that perhaps he isn’t the total dick people believe him to be, he screws the pooch?
Yeah, when people tell you who they are, believe them.
If memory serves, Barack Obama left the White House on 1.20.17- more than six-and-a-half years ago. Yet he’s still living rent-free in the heads of the Far-Right. They’re still furious that America had a Black President and are still finding things to blame him for.
Despite this, they hold The Former Guy blameless, as if his presidency was virtually flawless. That wouldn’t be related to the color of his skin, would it? Nah….
James Comer claims that Biden pseudonym email was code. That’s nonsense.
Is James Comer able to tell the truth about anything? Or does his hatred of Joe Biden override every last bit of whatever remaining moral fiber he may still possess?
I think we already know the answer.
Fani Willis Roasts Jim Jordan's Dick Over Open Fire
Rep. Gym Jordan (R-OH) isn’t nearly as brilliant as he believes himself to be, and he regularly gets owned by those whose IQ is roughly double his own. People like that aren’t hard to find and usually have law degrees. Jordan is a former wrestling coach most renowned for overlooking multiple instances of sexual abuse of student-athletes at THE Ohio State University.
Fulton Country (GA) District Attorney Fani Willis laughed at Jordan's demand for documents related to her investigation of The Former Guy and essentially told him to fellate himself. Ms. Willis has some brass balls…figuratively speaking, of course- but it does appear she has Rep. Jordan’s actual balls in a jar in her office.
‘Jesus Wasn’t a Pacifist’: Training Christian Minutemen to Remove ‘Domestic Enemies’ From Office
I wonder if someone needs to tell these Ph.D. candidates that seditious conspiracy is a federal crime punishable by imprisonment and that treason is also a crime potentially punishable by death. Advocating for violent revolution over the open airwaves isn’t the brightest way to go…if you know what I mean.
If so, the Justice Department will come at you with receipts.
BTW, if you’re bent on debating whether Jesus was or wasn’t a pacifist, try this one on- Jesus isn’t real. He never existed. Problem solved. Game, set, match. Goodnight, game over, drive home safely.
Nancy Pelosi Running for Re-election in 2024
I admire Nancy Pelosi, but she’ll be, what, 206, on Election Day next year? This seems an excellent time to bring new blood into the Democratic Party. And while we’re at it, can we also convince Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) to retire? Yes, she’s had a stellar career, but she has a daughter with power of attorney even though she still votes in the Senate.
The Senate is becoming a retirement home for those unwilling to cede power to a younger generation. Sure, I understand it’s tough to let go of the power and perks that go with it, but a Senate seat was never intended to be a lifetime sinecure- NO office should be.
Are you paying attention, Chief Justice John Roberts??
Russia has no credible claim to be taken seriously as a member of the international community until it’s brought to account for its war crimes in Ukraine and exits all occupied territory.
Vladimir Putin’s brutal, criminal regime has repeatedly defied the recognized laws of war even as they savage Ukraine, accusing their victims of violating the same laws Russian troops break with impunity.
Until and unless Russia stops conducting itself like an outlaw state, it doesn’t deserve to enjoy the fellowship of nations willing to conduct themselves according to internationally recognized norms and standards.
Russian war criminals, including Putin, must be brought to justice.
Tucker Carlson…Mr. Homoerotic Tendencies himself…is at it again. How many rules of journalistic ethics did he have to trash for this story? Well, how many are there?
Tucker Carlson. What a versatile journalist! (Sorry, “journalist.”) A week ago he was in Budapest interviewing Hungary’s prime minister, Viktor Orban. A head of state is a pretty good get for any journalist, even if that journalist is basically a propagandist and a cheerleader for Orban’s brand of fascism. And even if the resulting interview only streams on Tucker’s public-access-production-level Twitter feed. And even if the interview is so obsequious and fawning that Chuck Todd would have been embarrassed to conduct it.
So of course this week Tucker followed it up by reviving some old crack-smoking and gay sex pud-pulling accusations against Barack Obama. Emulating the career arc of 2008-era Glenn Beck is certainly a choice….
Larry Sinclair was a scammer, a convicted felon and a con man. In January of 2008, Sinclair was running around telling anyone who would listen (mostly Joseph Farah at World Net Daily) that he and Obama had had a crack-fueled gay sex orgy in the back of a limo in 1999, when Obama was a back-bench legislator in Illinois….
Sinclair even managed to book time at the National Press Club in Washington DC to push his tale, which was fucking disgusting even by the “both sides” standards of national political journalism. Unfortunately for him, his speech at the club ended with US Marshals arresting him on an out-of-state warrant in what we feel comfortable labeling as the lamest episode of Justified ever.
So there was Carlson, hanging on Sinclair’s every word, almost certainly with an erection like a sledgehammer. He couldn’t get enough of the story. Never mind the lack of fact-checking and verification. You could practically see the horniness and wanton desire on Carlson’s face.
The interview sounded more like a very poorly rendered gay porn transcript than a credible interview, but that’s Tucker Carlson; he was doing journalism! And he probably had to change his shorts afterward.
Ick….
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"The mud made f*****g pretty unlikely (or at least uncomfortable and inconvenient)." -- or extra kinky. I know people ...