This Just In- Nancy Mace Has Sex Outside Of Marriage...Film @ 11
Oh, but she's an unmarried Republican, so she gets to go straight to Hell
Virtue is under certain circumstances merely an honorable form of stupidity: who could be ill-disposed toward it on that account? And this kind of virtue has not been outlived even today. A kind of sturdy peasant simplicity, which, however, is possible in all classes and can be encountered only with respect and a smile, believes even today that everything is in good hands, namely in the "hands of God"; and when it maintains this proportion with the same modest certainty as it would that two and two make four, we others certainly refrain from contradicting. Why disturb THIS pure foolishness? Why darken it with our worries about man, people, goal, future? And even if we wanted to do it, we could not. They project their own honorable stupidity and goodness into the heart of things (the old God, deus myops, still lives among them!); we others — we read something else into the heart of things: our own enigmatic nature, our contradictions, our deeper, more painful, more mistrustful wisdom.
Friedrich Nietzsche, The Will to Power
I don’t mean to be crude, but why sugarcoat this? Why can a man fuck until his dick cries out for respite and falls off…but a woman must be chaste and socially acceptable to be granted permission to fornicate properly? First and foremost, she must be married, lest she risk being regarded as a slut, whore, or a woman of low reputation willing to do the nasty with anyone with a penis.
Of course, all things are possible within the confines of marriage, as long as it’s in the missionary position, done for purposes of procreation, and while thinking of King and Country.
A man can bring home a different WNBA team every night until his flagpole can no longer stand at attention. In doing so, he’s hailed as a hero with exceptional stamina and an unbelievable number of notches in his bedpost.
A woman who brings home the offensive line of a different NFL team every night is considered unclean and evil, a slut with no standards who will sleep with anything and anyone with a penis.
As someone who’s never understood this unbelievably hypocritical double standard, I’ve viewed the “controversy” surrounding Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) with considerable bemusement. The sanctimoniousness displayed by so many on the Far-Right has been stunning to the point of being nauseating.
Republicans have always been weird about sex — more specifically, anyone other than heterosexual men having it. And now that the incels and the other internet misogynists have joined forces with the traditional religious misogynists, it’s somehow gotten even worse. It’s just a big ol giant Voltron of fury over the idea of women having sex outside of marriage with men who are not them.
This week, South Carolina Rep. Nancy Mace gave a deeply awkward speech at Tim Scott’s Prayer Breakfast in which she announced that she turned down morning sex with her fiancé in order to get there on time, because of how very, very jazzed she was to get to Tim Scott’s Prayer Breakfast. Truly, the event of the season.
Truly. I’d be awaiting it like I’d be looking forward to a lobotomy sans anesthetic.
"I woke up this morning at 7,” she told the audience. “Patrick, my fiancè, tried to pull me by my waist over this morning in bed and I was like, 'No baby, we don't got time for that this morning. I gotta get to the prayer breakfast, and I gotta be on time."
“A little TMI, but he can wait,” she added. “I’ll see him later tonight,”
So yes. Breaking news, 45-year-old twice-married, currently engaged Nancy Mace fucks. Was the confession a little out-of-nowhere? Sure. We can all make jokes about that kind of shit. But the Right, her target audience, completely lost it for a different reason — because she should not have been having premarital sex.
Keep in mind these are the same people who worship Andrew Tate and Donald Trump. The difference here was that Nancy Mace is a woman and, we can assume, only has consensual sex with her fiancé.
And the pearl-clutchers went OFF. You’d think Nancy Mace had started her speech with a call to start each meal with a live baby as an appetizer.
(Wait…she gave up sex to go to a prayer breakfast? Damn, girl….those are some messed-up priorities you got there, don’tchathink??)
“That’s some hoe talk.” — Lavern Spicer
“She was inches away from taking applications for a threesome. …She was like, ‘Oh, by the way, if you want to join us tonight, 7 PM.’” — Charlie Kirk
“Let me get this straight - Nancy Mace is engaged to someone (so she's unmarried) & she's living with the guy (I'm assuming, since she woke up in his bed - I could be wrong) and she said ‘no to sex this morning’ because she had to speak at a prayer breakfast? Mmmmmkay.” — Twitter Rando
“Here's your daily reminder that Nancy Mace is trash.” — Conservative “comedian” Tim Young (we’ve never heard of him either)
“Nancy Mace is apparently clueless that fornication is a sin. She also has a very foul mouth. The worst part is that she has no sense of shame about these vices, and no class. Not a great reflection on the people, whoever they are, who voted her into office in South Carolina.” — Twitter Rando
Unmarried concubine invited to speak at a prayer breakfast. Now I’ll get bombarded by her white knight defenders telling me I need to remove the log from my eye. — Twitter Rando
“This is the way of an adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth, And says, ‘I have done no wickedness.’” — Twitter Rando
Yes, let he who is without stone cast the first stone…and suddenly Mace was facing a crowd of dozens of white-clad Puritans holding bags of rocks.
The response is astonishing in its self-righteousness and utter lack of self-awareness. I wonder what these people would’ve done if they’d been in Mace’s position at 7 am. I think I can guaran-damn-tee you that they would’ve crawled back into bed for some nookie and thought, “fuck the prayer breakfast.”
But, because Mace is a Republican woman, she’s held to a patently ridiculous standard by those who almost certainly would never dream of respecting that same standard. The ridiculousness and hypocrisy are mind-boggling, yet none of these self-righteous, sanctimonious Pharisees recognize their foolishness.
“How thoughtful for @NancyMace to delay fornication so she could show up on time for @votetimscott’s prayer breakfast. Reminds me of a line from that old song, “E’rybody talkin’ ’bout heaven ain’t going there,” wrote Pastor Tom Ascol.
“Delay fornication?” Well, fuck you, Pastor Tom. Perhaps if you spent a bit less time judging others for perfectly normal human behavior and a bit more trying to be a kinder, more accepting version of yourself, you might be a better servant of Jesus Christ. Or do you even care about that?
Here’s a news flash: Nancy Mace is a sexually active 45-year-old woman who- GASP!!!- fucks her fiancée now and then! Yes, y’all, she has sex outside the bonds of matrimony! What a shameless harlot, no? OMG, may she burn for all eternity in the raging fires of Hell!! The slut!!
(Of course, as a Republican, the irony is that she’ll almost certainly vote to deny bodily autonomy to other women.)
NO! She’s an adult who’s entirely in control of her body, and if she chooses to have multiple screaming orgasms with her fiancée, then what of it? How is it anyone else’s damned business? How does it impact or harm anyone else?
Short answer: It doesn’t. And if you think it does, that’s a “YOU” problem, knowhutimean??
Rep. Mace doesn’t owe an explanation to her pastor, Sen. Scott, the Pope, Sean Hannity, or anyone else. Sure, it may have been “TMI,” and she probably could’ve saved herself the aggravation by not telling the joke, but what harm was done? She’s an attractive 45-year-old woman with a healthy sex life. Could it be that the incels reacting with such fury and condemnation were…jealous?
The incels may not be getting any action, but that doesn’t mean they can s**t all over those who are. They’re just that petty.
Yes, and maybe they’re also intolerant, unrealistic, and judgmental. Over something where their opinion doesn’t matter and isn’t welcome. How very Christian of them. How about y’all eat a bag of dicks.
It’s sex between two consenting adults, nothing more and nothing less. How ‘bout y’all focus on something that matters?
So, unless you enjoy being ridiculed as a narrow-minded, supercilious, pearl-clutching busybody, how about you keep your ugliness to yourself?
KTHNXBYE!!
These idiots knickers are permanently twisted; they just need to find someone to blame it on today.
Those condemning Mace are the worst and most epically idiotic excuses for manhood in existence. Outside of these miscreants' purview this is a big fat nothing burger. It's worse than there being no there, "there;" it's that what they object to in Mace's case is something that the to majority of the religious no longer even registers as a problem. At all. She is engaged, and to the extent that we know, is having sex only with someone she intends to marry. That's it. I believe you're right. This is about jealousy. These dudes aren't getting laid, and they resent it, so they try to penalize women who are, because women don't choose them; and why would they?