This week in Stupid- Vladimir Putin declares all-nude open season on Pumpkin Spice
And Stew Peters calls for the execution of Ryan Reynolds for telling him to shove a cinnamon stick up his @$$. Film at 11.
Crocs unveils cowboy boots, spurs and all: The company says fans asked for them
I was never one to truly believe in the rumors that the Apocalypse may be nigh. And then I saw this:
No... it's not a slow news week. Paris Fashion Week may have just ended, but a new fashion staple just landed. As part of its annual “Croctober” celebration, the foam footwear company has released the Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot, complete with shiny spurs.
“A new fashion staple?” Oh, dear Lord…someone PLEASE tell me that these folks are kidding, and this is all just a sick and very early (or late) April Fools joke.
The new boots come after years of mounting demand from fans, the company said in a press release, calling it one of the most widely requested shoe designs in the brand’s history.
That claim is challenging to confirm, although some people have certainly fantasized about the idea. A beer company mocked up a Croc boot in 2021 to some acclaim, for example.
The real ones, which go on sale later this month, are quickly turning into one of the brand’s most debated styles.
Bree Kish modeled the boots for her followers on TikTok after receiving a pair from the company. The shoes let out a few squeaks as she attempts what might be a line dance….
The Crocs Classic Cowboy Boots are priced at $120 and will be available for a limited time online and in select retail stores starting Oct. 23, better recognized as “Croc Day" among fans.
I sincerely hope that the first time someone dares to show up in a Texas bar with hopes of taking part in a line dance, someone will have the good sense to beat them to death with a fiddle.
Nothing good can come out of a pair of Croc “cowboy boots.” Yes, that thing you never knew you wanted and never asked for.
For the love of all that’s Good and Holy, make it stop….
America’s Dumbest Senator Calls The Cops Because Former CIA Chief Made Fun Of Him
I think it’s been pretty well established that Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) is America’s Dumbest Senator. Despite some stiff and dickish competition, Sen. Tuberville is head and shoulders above other intellectually deficient Republicans. And, just in case anyone doubts his brain-dead bona fides, Senator Dumbshit is adding to his legacy by accusing a former CIA director of being mean to him on X/Twitter.
Pobrecito….
Well, we guess they’re just not making them very tough in Alabama anymore. Wait, Florida. We keep forgetting that Alabama Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville lives in Florida.
The stupidest P.E. major ever to escape from a locker room and start rubbing his jock strap on the US Senate took a quick break this week from his war against the United States military to cry to the Capitol cops that somebody was mean to him on Twitter. Specifically Michael Hayden, the former head of the CIA, was mean to him on Twitter.
Stop laughing, you need to understand exactly how stupid it is before you start laughing at Senator Dumbshit.
Go to DEFCON 4, boys….
“This morning my office was made aware of a statement made by General Michael Hayden calling for a politically motivated assassination.”
Hahahahahahahahahaha….
“I am not a politician, and when I came to Washington, I did not expect to be popular among the clown show[.]” Well, here’s a new flash, Senator. Not only are you a politician (and a crappy one), you’re part of the clown show.
Methinks perhaps the Senator from Pigs Nipple, Alabama needs to develop a sense of humor and stop doing damage to America’s military readiness because of a personal crusade.
Russian spy trashes GOP operative ex-boyfriend for breaking her heart
This just in: Maria Butina has a heart, and the Paul Erickson, the American boyfriend she manipulated into thinking with the wrong head “broke” it.
Cry me a freakin’ river….
A few thoughts on Pumpkin Spice Season
'Performative nonsense': Republican Nancy Mace ridiculed for Scarlet Letter stunt
I have to wonder if Nancy Mace has even read The Scarlet Letter.
Republicans who sided with Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) in the effort to oust him as speaker are angry with Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) for joining the group of Republican hardliners who opposed him. Perhaps that's why she decided to wear a big red "A" on her shirt on Tuesday.
Whatever her reason, the reactions to her shirt were quick from those who said Mace was seeking attention and failing to serve as a uniter.
"The Scarlet Letter A stands for Adultery," said Ron Filipkowski, a former Republican.
Silly me…and I thought Rep. Mace was one of the “smart” Republicans. Now I have to wonder if there ARE any on Capitol Hill.
'Naked Attraction' Executive Producer Reacts To Backlash Toward All-Nude Dating Show
Shallow? Body-shaming? Voyeuristic? Probably, yes to all of the above. But is a show where contestants pick prospective dating partners based on their naked appearance really all that much different from so many other (un)reality shows?
Putin's Got Plans To Get Americans (Republicans) Waaaaay More Excited About Genociding Ukraine
Yay…more benevolent Russian propaganda trying to convince us that their war of aggression in Ukraine is just a disagreement between friends. NBD, really.
The Daily Beast and Reuters have horrifying articles today about so-called “Storm-Z” battalions in Russia, squads of 100 to 150, full of convicts and others being punished, who are sent to the worst parts of Putin’s war against Ukraine, often without ammunition, training, food, water, or anything else. “Storm fighters, they’re just meat,” said a Russian soldier. Most of them die. They leave their bodies out to just rot and decompose.
Meanwhile, today the New York Times has an article about how excited Vladimir Putin is to get Republicans in America to see his side of things in Ukraine, and what he hopes to do next to convince more Americans to support his campaign to kidnap and execute Ukrainian children and otherwise commit genocidal atrocities against that autonomous country.
The Times article says American officials believe Putin’s about to turn up the dial on the propaganda, in America and against our European allies[.]
Most Americans couldn’t find Ukraine on a map if you put a rifle barrel in their mouth…and they might begin to believe that Russia is just SO misunderstood. Maybe we should give them another chance, you know?
Ed Sheeran Couldn't See Straight After Smoking Pot With Snoop Dogg
Welcome to amateur hour. Or not. If you don’t bring your “A” game with Snoop Dogg, you’ll probably live to regret it.
Alina Habba claims vindication after 'forgetting' to request Trump jury trial
The world’s worst attorney for the world’s worst client is desperately hoping she has a career after The Former Guy is sent to prison. She’ll be lucky not to be disbarred for sheer incompetence and ineptitude.
If she’s lucky, though, maybe she can land a gig as a sideline reporter for the North Korean Football League.
GOP Politicians And Pundits Really Want To Blame McCarthy's Ouster On Democrats
When you live in a world where truth doesn’t matter because you can make it whatever you need it to be, why not blame it on Democrats? It certainly beat The Party of Personal Responsibility © taking personal responsibility for their own fuck-ups, no?
Sinclair Broadcasting, which makes Fox News Channel look like the Flaming Liberal News Network, has a habit of allowing Christian Nationalists and other friendly people on their air…and then disavowing it later.
“Oops…our bad….”
At least 16 Sinclair television stations ran sponsored gold investment segments featuring white nationalist and antisemitic streamer Stew Peters from May through September of this year. In addition to promoting Peters, who has urged the execution of journalists, the Sinclair segment touted his misinformation-filled anti-vaccine movie Died Suddenly to viewers across the country.
A Sinclair Broadcasting Group spokesperson told Media Matters about the Peters segment: “We were not aware of the association and are reviewing our internal policies on sponsored content. The segment in question is no longer on our air.”….
[Peters] frequently pushes for the death of his perceived enemies, including repeatedly advocating for the executions of people who have backed the COVID-19 vaccines. Peters is so extreme that he recently ran a segment endorsing the executions of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce over the Kansas City tight end’s promotion of the Pfizer vaccine.
He seems nice. Mama must be SO proud….
Hmm…how can I appeal to the racists, bigots, anti-Semites, homophobes, and transphobes while seeming to be less crazy and more “just folks??”
Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend: 'Liberal women tend to be the ugliest women'
And Conservative men tend to be the biggest assholes. What’s your point there, Einstein??
Ex-Pence Chief of Staff Tells CNN: Gaetz in D.C. for ‘Teenage Interns’
Well, that’s a relief. All this time, I’d thought he was in Congress for the junior high school girls. No wonder he wanted to be able to go all night long.
House Of Representatives Essentially Shut Down As Republicans Mull Speaker Options
Remember when the GOP wanted to be taken seriously as a party that could govern? They still do, but the clusterfuck surrounding the coup that shit-canned Kevin McCarthy has made it clear (as if there was any question beforehand) that Republicans aren’t serious and CAN’T govern.
Sarah Sanders accused of altering public records about her $19,000 podium purchase
Professional liar says WUT????
Rep. Marjorie Trailer Greene (R-GA), the Far-Right’s poster child for the Dunning-Kruger Effect, as well as the effects of a low IQ and zero self-awareness, has really managed to step in it this time:
Dumber than your average post turtle, Rep. Greene’s tweet created quite the response. This was my favorite
Of course, if by “people,” she means The Former Guy, for whom she desperately wants to be his #2, then her tweet is spot on. More likely, though, is that her utter lack of self-awareness is coming back to bite her in the ass.
MAGA: Trump Made My Life Better By.…
If you’re a fervent supporter of The Former Guy, you think you’d be able to name at least one way he made your life better…right??
Or are y’all just members of a cult?
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New name: "Spew Teters."
Snoop Dogg brought his D(oobie) game.
What struck me about the Mar(gat)-triple-turds Xweet was that the montage was composed entirely of pictures of herself. "People over politicians" ya' say ...?