Today's Oxymoron- "MAGA Christians"

Join us tomorrow when we'll talk about our next oxymoron, "the transgender agenda"

I didn't really expect you to have an appropriate response, " Renaire says simply, taking a moment to tap ash off the tip of his cigarette. He'd hoped, yes, but never expected, not really. "I came to terms with the fact you're a possessive, self-important asshole with a superiority complex a long time ago."" Somehow, that's reassuring, " Delaurier says.

• Luchia Dertien

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.

• Alexei Maxim Russell

It’s challenging to start this without immediately taking on the idea of a Christian pastor “declaring war” on the “transgender agenda.” Granted, Mark Burns is a proud “MAGA pastor,” which is itself code for “American Taliban asshole,” so anything he says should be viewed through that filter. However, Pastor Burns is a Christian like I’m a Premier League goalkeeper.

And no one will be confusing me for Jordan Pickford any time soon.