What if Dolt 45 threw a rally and no one came?
How much ketchup would be thrown against the walls at Mar-a-Lago?
Take a good look at this picture. Go ahead, indulge me for a moment. Benny Johnson, who’s a not-exactly-bright-light on the Far-Right calls it “an important moment at the Bronx rally that the corporate media REFUSE to report on.” Oh, you mean the Bronx rally that no one went to? THAT rally?
OK. So, Trump’s with a bunch of Black people by himself, which is odd in and of itself, given that he’s never recanted his calls for the death penalty for the Central Park Five, and it looks like he has a spatula in his hand and may be grilling something.
The fact that he’s alone with a crowd of Black people should be your first clue that something’s not quite right. The second is that he looks like he’s grilling something. I doubt Lord Stumblefuck has grilled anything or anyone that wasn’t mobbed up in his life.
But the third and most obvious problem with this photo, which is way too obviously AI-generated is that…hey, wait just a damned minute. Since when do palm trees grow in the Bronx? Yes,
caught this one, and he didn’t exactly have to bust his balls to do it.Man, is there no one in the Trump campaign hierarchy who believes in fact-checking? Or did someone just go to Chat GPT and query “Create an image of Donald Trump grilling burgers surrounded by smiling Black people in a warm and sunny neighborhood?”
What, they didn’t think to add, “Oh, and hold the palm trees?”
And it gets worse. This explains why Eric Trump is known as the “Dumb Trump.” Honestly, they’re all as dumb as post turtles, but Eric takes his duties seriously.
Eric Trump doesn’t have much to be happy about these days. you see, he’s drawn the short straw and has to sit in that dingy, freezing courtroom day after day at his daddy’s trial. but at least there’s one bright spot: at the end of each day, Eric and Donny get to bask in the glow of the adoring crowds that hail them as their limo makes its way back to Donny’s ugly gold-plated tower….
hey, wait a minute — something’s not right here. if these are Trump fans, where are the MAGA hats? where are the Trump banners? where are the diaper-wearing dipshits who now follow Trump everywhere he goes?
it looks like Eric’s been eating the library paste again, because that video isn’t from Donny’s trial. it’s actually from a Joe Biden visit to NYC on April 26, where he sat for an interview with Howard Stern.
imagine being so needy and fragile that you have to pretend that Joe Biden’s adoring crowds are your own.
Imagine being so pathetically desirous of your father’s love (which you’re never going to get, because he’s a narcissist and a sociopath) that you have to steal Joe Biden’s crowds and call them your own. Worse, anyone doing even the bare minimum of paying attention can immediately see that it’s not a Trump crowd because
they’re not wearing their red MAGA hats, and
they’re not dragging their knuckles.
The therapy bills for the Trump kids must rival the military budgets for some Third World countries.
Things are so pathetic for Donald Trump now that he’s having to inflate the crowd numbers at his rallies because he’s drawing so poorly. For his Bronx rally this past week, his campaign bragged that he drew 25,000 enthusiastic MAGAnauts.
I ask you, dear reader, does this look like 25,000 people?
Sure, if you count the imaginary friends they brought with them.
How many people attended Donald Trump’s old-fashioned political wiederbelebung in the South Bronx on Thursday night? Way less than his campaign claims? How weird, old Melon Mussolini and his sycophants are usually so honest about these matters.
Newsweek has a quick rundown. Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung claimed 25,000 people attended. A reporter for Newsmax also claimed 25,000 to 30,000. Various Trump sycophants like this dipshit from Turning Point USA claimed “WOW! EVER WONDER WHAT 30,000 PEOPLE AT A TRUMP RALLY LOOKS LIKE?”
No, I never have, because I would never allow myself within 50 miles of a Trump rally. Besides, Dolt 45 would come to Portland about the same time I was voted Miss Universe.
WOW! That would indeed be quite a feat, to pull that many people in one of the bluest districts in America, in a city that collectively loathes Donald Trump with the white-hot intensity of a thousand exploding suns.
Anyway, to answer the Turning Point USA dipshit, over 30,000 people at a Trump rally looks a lot like approximately 2,500 people at a Trump rally.
That’s about what a Trump rally in Portland would look like, and most of those folks would be protesters.
Either that drone was in high Earth orbit when it snapped that picture, or the Trump people are — heavens! — lying like rugs. That’s a small crowd for a bar mitzvah, let alone a presidential rally.
Honestly, this is the most pathetic Trump rally fluffing we’ve seen since last week, when his campaign pretended that 100,000 people showed up to hear him babble about Hannibal Lecter on a beach in New Jersey, without mention that approximately 99,990 of them were not there for Trump, but rather because it was a beach in May.
Oh hey hey! Remember when Trump sent … was it Sean Spicer? … out to lie with a straight face about the size of his inauguration? It was a whole thing!
Yeah, and no matter how loud and long Spicer screamed about Trump’s inauguration outdrawing both of Obama’s, the pictures didn’t lie. I devoted a good part of the first chapter of my book (still available on Amazon, BTW) to this silliness. Sean Spicer never had a chance.
Yeah, it turns out that “alternative facts” just aren’t as good as the real thing, knowhutimean?
For whatever reason, Donny Diaperfull is obsessed with the size of the crowds at his rallies. They have to be the biggest, the most enthusiastic, and the most “whatever” for him to feel like he’s getting over on Joe Biden. The truth is a fair bit different, but Lord Stumblefuck isn’t interested in the truth. His fragile ego must be assuaged at all costs.
Don’t even get me started on is “dancing”:
That looks more like an epileptic fit looking for a place to happen. Or perhaps, as Jeff Tiedrich says, he’s pantomiming jacking off two horses.
Ewww….
Of course, there were nowhere near 25,000 people at his rally in the Bronx, and many left as he droned on and they grew increasingly bored. What he hoped to gain by staging a rally in a state he has no hope of carrying is hard to know, but it was yet another embarrassment for a campaign that seems to be piling one on top of another.
Yet polls continue to say that the race nationally remains tight, which only goes to prove that the polls are wrong (likely) and/or that Americans are fucking morons (very likely).
Will someone remind me how we’ve managed to keep this republic together for a quarter-millennium when almost half of all Americans think January 6 was a normal tourist day?
Wir sind SEHR gefickt….
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There is no way that is even 2,500 people. I mean, the resolution is such that you can pick out the individuals, which in a crowd of over 1,000 is damned near impossible. That picture is more like 250 people.