"...With Misery And Carnage For All"

When you care enough to say "F**k you!" to already grieving communities

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.

• Alexei Maxim Russell, Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes

Good luck with that, eh? ‘Cuz it’s not like you’re going to eliminate the dark and sinister forces that create assholes amongst Republicans in Congress, who may as well be branded the House Asshole Caucus.

Suppose something mean, horrible, nasty, awful, thoughtless, or just plain cruel can be done to Americans, especially those who aren’t White Conservative Christian heterosexuals. In that case, the House Asshole Caucus will probably be behind it. But, if it’s good for Americans, you can bet they oppose it. Why? Who knows; perhaps their mothers peed in their milk bottles when they were toddlers.