Woke Mode: Black Is White, War Is Peace, Smart Is Dumb, Fox News Are Morons

Yes, America- your Xboxes are going "woke." Have they no shame???

Ah! how little knowledge does a man acquire in his life. He gathers it up like water, but like water it runs between his fingers, and yet, if his hands be but wet as though with dew, behold a generation of fools call out, 'See, he is a wise man!' Is it not so?

• H. Rider Haggard, She: A History of Adventure

Yes, America, it’s true. The Outrage Industrial Complex, a construct of the Far-Right, has always been among us. It’s just grown ridiculous enough that it now has a name. And deservedly so, for the maroons at Fox News (and other idjits on the Far-Right, like Sen. Ted Cruz) are easily duped.

How could so many ostensibly intelligent and well-edumicated people be so easily hornswaggled? Damned if I know. I suppose advanced degrees don’t reward or even imply common sense, eh?