You leave Dear Leader alone, or we'll...well, I'm not sure what we'll do, but it'll be bad!!!
When morons with trucks decide to do...something. Or maybe not. Who really know?
Few people mind a dumb person who is humble and follows orders well, but dumb people who agitate for change that benefits dumb people quickly destroy any civilization.
Brett Stevens, Nihilism: A Philosophy Based In Nothingness And Eternity
This past weekend was not a good one for dumb people, and not just because there were so many of them out and about determined to prove their dumbass bona fides.
In particular, there were dumbasses with big trucks who were upset that Judge Arthur Engoron had slapped their hero, Donald J. Diaperload, with a $355 civil judgment (not including interest) for being a lying sack of dog excrement and running his business accordingly.
gather ’round, folks, and settle in for another thrilling tale of Trump-inspired clownfuckery.
here’s how it all went down: MAGA truckers spent the weekend melting down into a big fat hissy over Judge Engoron hitting Donny with a $450 million fine.
the nerve of that goddamned Jew judge making Dear Leader pay so much money. somebody’s gotta do something.
and so they put all seventeen of their brain cells together and came up with a cunning plan.
we’re gonna boycott Jew York City. we’re gonna refuse to deliver goods and then they’ll starve to death. fuck y’all for being mean to Dear Leader.
And then the boycott that was became the boycott that wasn’t. For some reason, protests in support of Trump happen (or don’t) like that sometimes- a lot of sound and fury that, in the end, signify even less than they started with. I couldn’t tell you how that's even possible, but these mental and moral black holes somehow (don’t) pull it off.
I mean, how could this grand plan fail? They had a hashtag- #truckersfortrump- and everything. They were primed to kick ass and take names for Der Führer…until they weren’t.
Like every revolution, they even had a leader, some alleged “badass” named “Chicago Ray,” the MAGAest of the MAGA truckers…until he wasn’t.
Damn, man, what is it with these on-again/off-again revolutionaries??
Truckers are dispelling Donald Trump supporters amid their efforts to boycott New York following the former president's civil fraud penalty stating it's "not happening."….
Since the ruling, a number of pro-Trump social media users began urging truckers to boycott New York City by refusing to accept routes into it and potentially disrupting its economy.
However, the call for a boycott has made its way across social media over the weekend, sparking other truckers across the U.S. to weigh in on the issue dispelling the reason why truckers may not want to go to New York.
Yeah, like maybe what a pain in the ass it would be trying to get a bunch of 18-wheelers through the Lincoln Tunnel and into Manhattan. And then once they’re in Manhattan, what will they do, see a few shows? Go to a Knicks or a Rangers game? Check in with the Naked Cowboy?
In a video on TikTok, social media user and trucker bluecollar_trucker shared how the trucker strike against New York is "not happening" over Trump's case, adding that no one has talked to him about it.
However, he continues to state that there may be other issues at play regarding traffic, crime, and parking that may add to the growing popularity of truckers not wanting to go to New York City.
"This trucker strike, nobody's talked to me about it and I know a lot of other guys on other platforms like, 'Yeah, no, we've never talked about it either.' So one it's not happening, there's no strike against New York City—not over the Trump case, but more and more people are refusing to go because of other issues."
In addition, TikTok user and trucker samuraiblaq2.0 reiterated that the strike against New York City over Trump is not happening, but that there are issues with truckers.
"The main reason why most truckers are not going to New York City is because of the f****** laws that are put in place, especially now the fact that we got to pay tolls within the city."
And you can bet that Donald Trump won’t pay tolls for the truckers. Not when he’s busily trying to figure out how he’ll pay a $355 million judgment to the state of New York AND an $83+ million defamation judgment to E. Jean Carroll.
Besides, what would a truckers’ boycott prove, other than a bunch of truckers can be dicks when they put their minds to it?
“hey folks, it’s your old pal Chicago Ray. I’ve been on the radio talking to drivers for about the last hour, hour and fifteen minutes, and I talked to at least ten drivers going the other way. I’m heading down from south Wisconsin, and uh, they’re going to start refusing loads to New York City, starting on Monday, all right? I got about three drivers that I drive with. they already [unintelligible] the boss and told him, they ain’t going New York City.”
Ray was an instant celebrity! for about eighteen hours, his face was all over Fox News.
Until it wasn’t….
On Sunday, “Chicago Ray” became an instant celebrity. By Monday, his 15 minutes had disappeared into the void.
What happened to “Chicago Ray” and his bravado? No one knows for sure, but the best guess is that he figured out that you don't get to pick where you go unless you work for yourself, which “Chicago Ray” doesn’t. The company that owns the truck tells you where the load is supposed to go, and you drive it there. That’s the way the business works. It’s called being an “employee.”
Of course, if you don’t drive the load where the company tells you to, you lose your job. Eventually, you can’t pay your bills, your wife and kids leave you, you lose your house, and you end up living in a cardboard house under a bridge in Tampa. But, with luck, you’d still have your red MAGA hat, right??? So, it’s all good.
Even if these brainiacs had been able to somehow cobble together a truckers protest in New York, there’s no guarantee it would’ve ended any better than the first one, which was, not to understate the obvious, an absolute shit show.
once again, the world’s most gullible imbeciles have been hoodwinked.
after listening for months to yammering blowhards on Fox News and Newsmax telling them that brown-skinned commie hordes were streaming by the millions across Sleepy Brandon’s open borders and coming to their home towns to steal their jobs and get their sisters hooked on fentanyl, these credulous numb-nuts decided to it was time to get all pro-active and shit.
we’re going down to the border, they announced, and we’re going to fuck these migrants up.
That’s right; they would go to America’s southern border and enforce the laws that Joe Biden won’t. Except that’s not what’s happening there. No, what’s taking place on the border is like bad immigration kabuki, in which Republican Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is vying for the title of Who Can Be The Most Gratuitously Cruel To Desperate Brown People.
they were going down to Eagle Pass in Texas, the site of Greg Abbott’s I AM THE LAW civil-war-cosplay hissy fit, and they were going take matters into their own hands and open up a fresh can of vigilante whup-ass on these swarthy border-crossers.
I’ll drown these illegals with my own two hands if I have to!
they promised that a convoy of 700,000 patriotic truckers would mass along Rio Grande and shut that open-border shit right the fuck down — but as with anything planned and executed by these morons, it was a craptastic clown-show.
our good friend Anarchy Princess was on the scene for the start of the convoy, and did the math.
Well, full credit for trying, yeah? Nineteen trucks were only 699,981 short of their goal…so maybe better luck next time?
Or maybe hating desperate and scared Brown People isn’t quite the draw it used to be. Perhaps more Republican voters are realizing that if they want to be able to call themselves “Christians,” then making fools of themselves at the border isn’t a good look.
Of course, those who did go could enjoy Caribou Barbie’s floor show…but the signage could’ve used some editing, yeah?
And what the Hell is up with those boots? How many Norway rats had to die to provide the hide for those footwear atrocities?
One of the things that Donald J. Diaperload and his followers have in common is that they’re all blowhards. They talk- nay, shout- a good ballgame, but when push comes to shove, they don’t have the courage to do what needs to be done.
Whether it’s cowardice, laziness, or merely crass stupidity (or all of the above), they all excel at shouty, empty threats and loud, laughable attempts at intimidation. Ultimately, they shouldn’t scare anyone because there’s nothing to their threats.
Sure, they make a lot of noise and sound vewy, vewy angwy, but they have no answers. Nor do they have any solutions. All they can do is generate a lot of sound and fury, which means nothing when all is said and done.
So, Trump supporters can threaten to burn down the village, but if you look closely, not only do they not have any gasoline, but they don’t have any matches or lighters. They’re barely a threat to themselves, though they do like to sound badass.
Perhaps their wives won’t let them get away with that shit at home, so acting out in support of Donny Diaperfull makes them feel like real men. Yeah, gotta blow off that excess testosterone somehow….
Yeah, and “Chicago Ray” backed out when his grandson got wind of what he was up to. That’s some real courage in the face of adversity, eh?
Wottabunchfukkinmaroons….
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Marked safe from "February 3th" ... As for the boots, maybe Ron DeFascist had a pair he was no longer using?