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Dec 4, 2023Liked by Jack Cluth

The Bible does say those who shave off their face fuzz or wear cloth of 2 (or, presumably, more) are to be put to death. So it does present some fairly strict sartorial rules (rules which the anti-LGBTQI crowd conveniently ignore when getting apoplectic about 'da gays'.) But I don't recall anything about hair cuts. (By the bye, every person in that top pic is wearing cloth of 2+ threads. Time for housecleaning!)

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How many donkeys do you want for your daughter?? 🤣

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Dec 4, 2023·edited Dec 4, 2023Liked by Jack Cluth

I live in NW Indiana and this jerk runs a cult, not a church. Hyles Anderson students spend 60-100 hours each week working manual labor jobs. EVERY penny they earn goes directly to the "school". I worked at McDonald's in HS and these freaks were working alongside us, trying to preach to us every time there was a lull. Hyles Anderson "college" is a laughingstock in our area, as is Wilkerson.

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Wow...thanks for the info. I had never heard of this knuckledragger before...and now I'm wishing I hadn't. People like him make me glad to be an atheist.

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Dec 4, 2023Liked by Jack Cluth

The Independent Fundamental Baptists are like regular Baptists with two additional commandments: 1)Beat your children, starting at 3 months of age, and 2)Beat your wife until she becomes totally submissive.

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Yep, precisely as Jesus would do.

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They'll be ga ga at the go go when they see me in my toga

My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah, I adore it

Hallelujah; Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?

If only the right reverend had seen the show.

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