Joe Biden hasn't addressed the threat of UFOs in nine days. How could he be so thoughtless?

Why does he hate America?? And why can't he accept that Donny Diaperfull was chosen by God?

The fuckers. There, I feel better. God-damned human race. There, I feel better.

• Charles Bukowski, The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship

No matter how fast artificial intelligence spreads, global stupidity will always be ahead of it.

• Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Whenever I see the dead-eyed, thousand-yard stare of Harrison Faulkner and the “fuck me, I just came straight from the Freedom Caucus orgy” hair of Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) featured on a split screen, I know stupidity is about to break out. Combine it with a chyron that says, “BIDEN HAS NOT ADDRESSED UFOs IN 9 DAYS,” and one can only hope they’ve come down from the acid trip of Right-wing self-righteousness in time for the interview.

The “WTF???” level when one is subjected to their combined lunacy is off the #$%!&?+ charts.

Holy Heart Failure, Batman!! Is there ANYTHING these maroons on the Far-Right won’t blame Joe Biden for?

• Why won’t Biden discuss the growing threat to the homeland that is…GASP!!!…toenail fungus???

• Joe Biden completely ignores the toll that guacamole is taking on the average non-Hispanic American.

• What about the threat to Americans in northern-tier states from illegally imported poutine?

• How does President Biden plan to stop the illegal flow of undocumented hockey players across our northern border? And why won’t he get tough with Canada on Italian soccer players illegally funneled through Toronto?

• Why won’t the President authorize a crackdown on the production of skim milk in this country? That shit’s TERRIBLE!!!

And now we find out the President hasn’t addressed UFOs in NINE days? Is he not taking the threat seriously? Is he not concerned about the possibility of alien life forms arriving on Earth armed with anal probes? Has anyone seen Sean Hannity recently?

Joe Biden is senile and has been spending far too much time on Rehoboth Beach. Perhaps if he spent more time in Washington on cognitive tests like Donald Trump, he might be able to save America from some of these threats.

One of the reasons I enjoy picking on Republicans is because of the sheer stupidity of some of the problems they focus on. I suppose when your focus isn’t on making things better for America and the American people, you have to find things you can make people believe are serious problems. Or you have to find things that you can thump like a dead horse, even as you refuse to fix a problem whose solution is right in front of your face.

Take our southern border, f’rinstance. Listen to the GOP, and you’d think that President Biden is too busy playing with himself to do anything about it. The President and Democrats in the House and Senate have, on numerous occasions, proposed solutions that align pretty closely with Republican priorities.

The problem? Republicans won’t take “yes” for an answer. They, on Orange Jesus’ orders, would rather run on “the border is broken, and it’s all Joe Biden’s fault” than fix the problem.

Because….

That’s right; you can’t have a Messiah if the guy currently in the White House is doing a bang-up job…like keeping the economy humming. No, you want things to be broken- or to break things if you have to so that you can make your campaign vision one of riding in on a white horse to set America straight.

‘Cuz Americans (at least Mango Mussolini’s drooling, knuckle-dragging MAGA faithful) aren’t smart enough to remember who broke America in the first place.

• COVID-19? Yeah, Donny Diaperfull screwed the pooch BIGLY. One source has estimated he’s responsible for 750,000 American deaths. Mama would be SO proud….

• The trade war with China? Yeah, Trump made a YUUUGE cock-up out of that one, eh? He claimed he’d been tougher with China than any President EVER, so tough that he had to bail out American farmers to keep them on his side.

• And let's not forget the lost jobs, the high unemployment rate, the recommendation to drink bleach, and Orange Jesus’ continuous, if unintentional, efforts to embarrass America overseas.

• Oh…and there were the two impeachment, the January 6th insurrection, and the efforts to overturn the 2020 Presidential election so he could remain in power.

• Yeah, the guy’s a real dick. We’ve heard a lot of this before…in German.

So now we live in a world that looks and sounds much like CloudCuckooLand. What comes from the Right is all culture war issues all the time because…well, bread and circuses, don’tchaknow? It’s sad and pitiful, but they hope that by keeping their side pissed off, they’ll be too enraged to pay attention to anything positive Joe Biden does.

I have an account on Truth Social, primarily for giggles but also because I legitimately want to see what’s happening on the other side. I couldn’t willingly subject myself to Fox News Channel, but I can do Donny Diaperfull’s personal social media platform in tiny bits and pieces.

I’m here to tell you that some of the “patriots” on Truth Social are beyond reach. Some of them should be institutionalized and given the maximum therapeutic dose of Thorazine. The anger and ignorance behind their posts are stunning…and they honestly believe they’re intelligent, well-informed, and rational citizens.

Precisely what Jesus would do, eh? These folks are f*****g nuts, no two ways about it, and they think we’re the STOOPID ones.

With a straight face, these brainiacs will tell you that the Super Bowl is rigged to ensure that Taylor Swift achieves maximum leverage to help Joe Biden win re-election. Because Taylor Swift is a Biden Administration “psy-op,” don’tchaknow??

Of course, these are also some of the same MENSA candidates who’ve traveled WAY down the QAnon rabbit hole… I’m not sure many of them have come up for air. For most of them, there are no rational, logical explanations. There are only deeper, darker, more sinister explanations that mean evil is afoot…and Democrats are plotting to take over the world or at least steal your Lakers tickets.

It’s all pretty silly, but some of these idjits are so far gone that there’s no reasoning with them. They know what they know, and there’s no convincing them otherwise. Trying to reason with them only causes them to dig in harder. If you attempt to have a reasonable, rational discussion with them, you can almost feel your brain cells committing seppuku as the conversation continues. They’re trying to reel you in as you’re desperately trying to remain in touch with reality, so engaging with these folks is rarely advisable. Nothing good can come of it.

There’s some kind of weapons-grade stupid at work here, y’all…and these folks vote based on that ingrained ignorance and prejudice. What saddens me about the last video is that most of the folks interviewed are from my home state of Minnesota. As a kid, I’d always felt as if the people around me were better/more intelligent than that. As an adult, though, I understand that people in rural Minnesota can be every bit (and sometimes more so) as aggressively and proudly ignorant as any Trump supporter in any red state.

I know this to be true because every time I go back to Minnesota to visit my family, I hear this sort of thing from people in Zumbrota, the small town in southeastern Minnesota they live in. They’re good people, but when it comes to politics, it’s like their brain switches off, and they become reflexive Trump-bots. I don’t get it, but it’s why I avoid discussing politics whenever possible when I’m in that part of Minnesota.

Too often, Trump supporters don’t think as much as they react, and there’s no way to have a rational discussion with people who reason like that. It’s best to avoid that topic altogether.

Donald Trump didn’t divide America, but he did find the things that keep us apart and find ways to exacerbate the problem. Because of him, families can no longer discuss politics. Churches have split apart because of Trumpism. It’s a sickness for which there’s no cure, and it’s infected American minds and hearts as few things have ever done in our history.

Fuck Donald Trump. The corrupt, demented asshole shouldn’t be allowed to manage a Dairy Queen, much less have access to this country’s nuclear codes.

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