“Welcome to Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Orange Messiah today, what are ya havin’ patriot?”
“Can I get the red plate special with extra propaganda and an AR- 15? Wait, haven’t I seen you on tv before, the dude in the orange jumpsuit handcuffed in a white Bronco?”
“ That wasn’t me, that was my double whom I’ve never met. Would you like to donate a few bucks to the ‘Don’t drop the soap fund’, it’s for a really good cause, it cleans assholes from prosecution.”
“ Sure! Only if you shut the fuck up and bring me my meal, I’m hangry! While yer at it, will you put on Faux News?
Apropos of nothing important, but back in the mid-'70's I was on the UFO bandwagon. But then I read a couple of books by Philip Klass from the base library, and not only was I awakened from my dogmatic slumber, but I was downright pissed off from having ever been gulled by these two-bit carnies in the first place.
“Welcome to Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Orange Messiah today, what are ya havin’ patriot?”
“Can I get the red plate special with extra propaganda and an AR- 15? Wait, haven’t I seen you on tv before, the dude in the orange jumpsuit handcuffed in a white Bronco?”
“ That wasn’t me, that was my double whom I’ve never met. Would you like to donate a few bucks to the ‘Don’t drop the soap fund’, it’s for a really good cause, it cleans assholes from prosecution.”
“ Sure! Only if you shut the fuck up and bring me my meal, I’m hangry! While yer at it, will you put on Faux News?
Apropos of nothing important, but back in the mid-'70's I was on the UFO bandwagon. But then I read a couple of books by Philip Klass from the base library, and not only was I awakened from my dogmatic slumber, but I was downright pissed off from having ever been gulled by these two-bit carnies in the first place.