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Nov 7, 2023Liked by Jack Cluth

Bible belt states are by far the biggest consumers of porn, according to PornHub which does demographic studies of its internet traffic.

I thought it would be fun if the masturbation cross came with a bucket and sponge so that you could waterboard the little fuckers once they're strapped down.

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That would be way more efficient.... 🤣

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