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Jun 5Liked by Jack Cluth

By the way, the claims about money raised are themselves all coming from the MAGA cultists, and not from verified book-keeping accounts required by FEC filings. So let's just say that, on this particular issue, I choose to remain dubious.

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Probably a wise choice. I'd wager they're nowhere near what they're claiming.

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I had a very tough year in 2009-2010.

I lost my six-figure salary job.

I got divorced.

2 of my 3 kids excommunicated me.

I lost $100k I had to leave on the table to get out from under a mortgage.

I lost most of my 401(k) value in the divorce.

My mom died.

Know what I didn’t do?

Blame black and brown folks

Blame the Asians

Blame the LGBTQ folks

Blame drag queens

Blame social programs

Blame the climate scientists

Blame the health scientists

Buy a bunch of guns

Drive around in a pickup truck with a bunch of upside down thin blue line flags waving

Groom children

What I DID do:

Got on unemployment

Got a PMP (project management professional) certification

Updated by resume

Started a company (which sadly failed)

Got a job making less than ½ what I used to make

Never missed an alimony or child support payment. Not one, for 7 years.

Pulled myself back up with little help from “friends”, many of abandoned me (oh well)

Blamed only myself for my own mistakes

So when I see these MAGA pissants embracing their pathetic self-righteous victimhood by blaming others who have nothing to do with their own predicaments, it makes me ill.

MAGAts can go fuck themselves.

Namaste’ motherfuckers.

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You deserve everything you’ve achieved, and I hope there are more good things to come for you. “Namaste’ motherfuckers.” I may have to steal that. 😝😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️

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Jun 10Liked by Jack Cluth

gop = gaggle of psychos

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Tell the nice man what he's won, Don Pardo!!

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