So -- drinks Bud, gets vax'd -- their real issue with him is that he is NOT a neo-fascist Trump-felcher with extra-thick calluses on his knees.
And a tight-end? So he runs fast with the ball AND does the Hulk Smash against guys who are nominally way bigger than he is. Nick Adams (delta p*$$y) can't even manage his own neck tie without assistance.
So -- drinks Bud, gets vax'd -- their real issue with him is that he is NOT a neo-fascist Trump-felcher with extra-thick calluses on his knees.
And a tight-end? So he runs fast with the ball AND does the Hulk Smash against guys who are nominally way bigger than he is. Nick Adams (delta p*$$y) can't even manage his own neck tie without assistance.
Sounds about right. Kelce absorbs hits that would have Adams crying for his Mommy. Every. Single. Week. Who's the real alpha male?