Because Texas Republicans hate Democrats with the fiery passion of 1000 suns
"(3,722 days…but who was counting?)" -- OK, that genuinely made me laugh.
"Here in the Beaver State, “controversial” is one of the three gubernatorial candidates owning a vintage machine gun." -- Is it a Vickers? 'cuz that would be cool.
"It wasn’t just because the beer and the hyper-Christian Texas GOP suck."
No, you know Shiner Bock is good beer. It must have been JUST because the hyper-Christian Texas GOP sucks. :)
"(3,722 days…but who was counting?)" -- OK, that genuinely made me laugh.
"Here in the Beaver State, “controversial” is one of the three gubernatorial candidates owning a vintage machine gun." -- Is it a Vickers? 'cuz that would be cool.
"It wasn’t just because the beer and the hyper-Christian Texas GOP suck."
No, you know Shiner Bock is good beer. It must have been JUST because the hyper-Christian Texas GOP sucks. :)