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Apr 20, 2022Liked by Jack Cluth

"Why do I have an almost irresistable urge to kick sand in his face??"

Some of us apparently have too much testosterone on board. See an endocrinologist, or just stop juicing and save your health insurer that expense.

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Apr 19, 2022Liked by Jack Cluth

At the risk of sounding utterly politically incorrect, this is absolutely retarded. The scrotum hangs outside the body in order to keep the testicles at an optimal temperature to produce sperm and other hormones, around 95 to 98.6°F or 35 to 37°C. Heat destroys sperm, and probably thus testosterone levels.

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“A naked man charging his dick at a charging station”--I guffawed so loudly, I startled the cat. This was brilliant as always. Really worried about Tucker. He should know it’s safe to come out of the closet these days.

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Apr 19, 2022·edited Apr 28, 2022Author

Perhaps his mockumentary explains it, perhaps not. Either way, I'm not watching it. Besides, it's WAY more fun to mock him mercilessly. It's not like he doesn't deserve it.

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