When you're the Chosen One, you can grab and…

Sep 8, 2023

I can't believe I just wrote that headline....

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Master Schlapper looks like he's two-stepping with a butt-plug that's sized and shaped like the horn from an adult male Cape Buffalo.

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"No...I'm OK...as long as I don't move...or breathe...or laugh...."

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