Archive - North Stars and Cowboy Bars

Remember when America helped its friends? Republican no longer care.

Republicans are happy to allow Ukraine to die and become part of Russia again. They LOVE Vladimir Putin.

6 mins ago •

God hates us and wishes we would eat a bag of dicks (the dance mix)

In which Jack argues that Elise Stefanik, Andrew Torba, and Alina Habba are wastes of meat sacks

23 hrs ago •

Hating transgender people; it's what Jesus would do, yeah?

Because bullying is always permissible when it's done in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ

Apr 18 •

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of boobs...or something like that

America's never-ending search is a Swift Boat race to the bottom

Apr 17 •

Jack shows so much promise...but he lacks focus and has no attention span

That should be the title of my autobiography

Apr 17 •

Separating dumb people from their money is easier than you might think

Donald Trump is a world class snake oil salesman...and there's quite a market for snake oil

Apr 16 •

Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing- winning...and boobs

Republicans have sacrificed their souls to Donald Trump because they believe he will save America...he can't even save himself.

Apr 16 •

"He's working fer God, ferdarnsure...."

If Donald Trump is a godly man, I'm the Queen of Sweden...and I look terrible in a tiara and an evening dress

Apr 15 •

When life gives you lemons, how 'bout some boobs?

Or we could make rape the law of the land...'cuz men deserve sex, don'tchaknow??

Apr 14 •

One Million Moms- Saving the world from insinuated profanity and insinuated boobs

If you lived in Tupelo, MS, you'd probably be a self-righteous sourpuss, too

Apr 13 •

There are Republican assholes...and then there are Texas Republican assholes

Texas AG Ken Paxton takes Republican assholery to new heights...or depths, depending upon your perspective

Apr 12 •

"Vaccine lettuce" and other problems you'll never face in Tennessee

Republicans, having solved all other problems in the Volunteer State, are now keeping their constituents safe from non-existent threats, like celebrity…

Apr 11 •

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