Archive - North Stars and Cowboy Bars

America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine

Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart

Jun 10 •

Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes

Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks

Jun 9 •

Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way

He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care

Jun 8 •

Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth

Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D'Souza

Jun 8 •

Dear MAGA- Stop yer bitchin' and tell me what you're going to do about it

IDGAF about how angry you are. I want to know what you think we can do to make America better. Otherwise, STFU; you're a waste of space.

Jun 7 •

Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??

Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they??

Jun 6 •

The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?

Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing

Jun 6 •

Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out

Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football

Jun 5 •

Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything

When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah?

Jun 5 •

On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite

Dolt 45 learns that, on the Internet, your words never go away. Occasionally, they can even come back to haunt you.

Jun 4 •

"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist"

Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT??

Jun 3 •

"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you."

Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they?

Jun 2 •

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