Archive - North Stars and Cowboy Bars

United States v. Jesus...I mean, Agolf Shitler...no, I mean, Donald J. Diaperstain

Will Donald Trump become Supreme Omniscient Peerless All-Powerful Superlative Paramount Incomparable Pre-eminent Transcendent Most-Excellent…

9 hrs ago •

Agolf Shitler is still running the show, because his hypocrisy knows no limits

If you can't baffle 'em with substance, why not dazzle 'em with bullshit?

20 hrs ago •

Wait...Sydney Sweeney's boobs killed "wokeness?" When did this happen??

If being "woke" means being kind and compassionate, wir sind SEHR gefickt.

Apr 25 •

Tom Cotton- a "bloodthirsty ghoul" with a Napoleon complex

A "law and order" Senator with a distressing taste for lawlessness when it serves his purpose

Apr 24 •

God hates us and wishes we would eat a bad of dicks (the Dogpatch mix)

Won't you please help return the most competent knuckle-dragging Cro-Magnon Congresscritter from North Bumfuck to Congress?

Apr 24 •

Conservatives claim credit for invention of sex...film at 11

It's too bad they suck at it, but they're too busy trying to rule the world

Apr 23 •

Man, I did Nazi that coming

They like me...they really like me...I think.

Apr 23 •

Life's a beach...and sometimes, that's not such a bad thing

A day at my happy place with my bestie. It's good to check out, even if only for 24 hours.

Apr 22 •

Next on the Captain Obvious Show, MTG is an idiot and a Russian plant

The Troglodyte Congresscritter from Georgia is getting her talking points from Russia...that seems like it should be a problem, no?

Apr 21 •

Who knew that Dolt 45 is a (barely) human, toxic gas emitting Superfund site?

How to win a court case by asphyxiating your adversaries

Apr 21 •

A minor Saturday morning epiphany

Sometimes, a little rain and a whole lot of caffeine can set you to thinking....

Apr 20 •

I'm 99% certain my last words will be "Are you fucking kidding me??"

If you meet the Migraine Fairy on the road, kill her

Apr 20 •

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