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America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine
Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart
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Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes
Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks
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Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way
He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care
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Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth
Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D'Souza
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Dear MAGA- Stop yer bitchin' and tell me what you're going to do about it
IDGAF about how angry you are. I want to know what you think we can do to make America better. Otherwise, STFU; you're a waste of space.
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"First they came for Trump Tower, and I didn’t speak out— because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t catch my breath"
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"He's working fer God, ferdarnsure...."
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Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought"
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Ronna McDaniel climbs into bed with the Devil...or, as you might know it, NBC News
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Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??
Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they??
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The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?
Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing
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Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out
Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football
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Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything
When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah?
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On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite
Dolt 45 learns that, on the Internet, your words never go away. Occasionally, they can even come back to haunt you.
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"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist"
Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT??
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"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you."
Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they?
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North Stars and Cowboy Bars
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