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Today In "People Unclear On The Concept"
Where Do I Go To Get My World Back?
If We Don't Pull Together, We Shall Surely Hang Separately
Hello. My Name Is Jack. I Have A Mental Illness.
Meh, It's A Liberal Hoax, Anyway...Right??
"The Problem With You Libs Is That You're Addicted to 'Facts' and 'Truth.'"
What happens when the brain power runs out?
Drive Your Maserati Straight To Hell
The Perils Of Re-Discovering Daily That I'm Not 21 Anymore
Expanding The Pandemic Was A Team Effort
"Congressman Gosar Cannot Fly"
I'm A Proud Battalion Commander In The War On Christmas
If These Kids Can Find A Way To Smile, There's Hope For The Rest Of Us
Christmas? Meh, It's Just A Day Intended To Prop Up Our Consumer Economy
Joe Manchin: The Ghost Of Christmas Past AND Present
Puny Human...You Will Be Assimilated
Yes, Virginia...The GOP Really IS A Death Cult
The Difference Between Patriotism And Nationalism Is A Thin Line
Better To Be Thought A Fool Than To Be Madison Cawthorn
Is Your Democracy Feeling A Bit Worn Down And Vulnerable?
No One Is Going To Make Things OK For Us
Corruption Doesn't Exist If You're Incapable Of Seeing It
Why Jimmy Carter serves as abject proof of America’s myriad moral failures
The Right To Free Speech Isn't A Right To Engage In Character Assassination
We're Losing The War Against Dumbf***ery, Chapter Two
A True Trumpist Is Willing To Die For Their Hero
WTF Is Wrong With Kentucky...and America??
We're Losing The War Against Dumbf***ery
How Much Is Enough? Ask Jeff Bezos
If Men Could Get Pregnant, Abortions Would Be Sold Online And On Street Corners
The Weaponization Of Dishonesty
Tell Me You're In A Death Cult Without Telling Me You're In A Death Cult
When "Owning The Libs" Is Your Highest Value
Sometimes, A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
Trump/JFK, Jr.'s Reanimated Corpse 2024: Make America Undead Again
A Real Or Artificial Christmas Tree?
If You Can't Beat 'Em, Give 'Em Frostbite
How To Know You Have Too Damned Much Money This Christmas Season
It's A Great Day To Be White, Conservative, Christian, and Heterosexual in America
Happy Thanksgiving From The Fam-uh-lee
Sometimes A Picture Really IS Worth 1000 Words
The Time For Excuses Have Passed
For The Low, Low Price Of $6.6 BILLION....
Being White Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
Two Weeks In Paradise Is A Good Thing
One Man's Idiot Is Another's Joe Rogan
Hi, My Name's Jack And I'm Addicted To French Fries
Greetings From The Set of Idiocracy II
"I HAVE A PENIS FOR A REASON, DAMNIT!"
Today In Irresponsibility, Dishonesty, And The Absence Of Integrity and Maturity
Don't Tell Me How Much You Love Jesus
Life Is Hard When You're Shameless
Remember When America Did Big Things?
True Bravery Is Leaving A Life You Love To Help Others
Ignoring The Sins Of The Past Isn't A Recipe For A Better Future
'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
Hatred, Homophobia, and Bigotry Are The WORST...Even In Italy
It Used To Be A Habit; Now It's An Obsession
“I’m Not Smart. I’m So Stupid. I’m An Asshole. I’m A Piece Of Shit.”
There's No Truth To Reports That I'll Be Covering Denis Leary's "A*****e" Later
Wait...You Mean To Tell Me A Pope Is Actually Working For The Greater Good?
Greetings from Gideon...Er, Virginia
Eric Clapton- Proof Being A Guitar God Isn't Insulation From Being An Asshole
Dave Chappelle's Payday- Disrespecting Everyone But Himself And His Own
I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore
"Nick Rolovich" isn't an anagram for "stupid, arrogant, and selfish"- but it should be
Live From The Arrogance Ballroom
I Want To Be The New Wizard Of Christchurch!!
A Labor Shortage? Nah, Workers Are Just Standing Up For Themselves.
ADD- It's Not Just For Kids Anymore
I Don't Have A Racist Bone In My Body
You Will Be Assimilated By The Pumpkin Spice Industrial Complex
Edumication Is For Losers and Liberals
Dodgers And Giants And Houses Divided
Lies, Damned Lies...And Madison Cawthorn
Socialism Can't Be Bad If You Don't Know What It Is
Happy 97th Birthday, Jimmy Carter!!
The (Not So) Subtle Art Of Not Giving a F**k
"We Destroyed Ourselves. But We Destroyed The World First."
COVID-19 Is Not Done with "Real" America
God-fearing Christian Republicans 1, Texas Women 0
Madison Cawthorn: A Constitutional Scholar In The Same Way I'm Tom Brady's Love Child
If This Is A Christian Nation, Why Are Kindness and Compassion In Such Short Supply?
Hypocrisy And Republicans Go Together Like Peanut Butter And Jelly
Is Ron DeSantis The Black Angel of Death?
You May Be Done With COVID-19...But COVID-19 Isn't Done With Us
It's Time For A National Vaccine Mandate
9/11- An Anniversary Of The Day We Lost Our Innocence
Ted Cruz Is Proof That Nice Guys Really DO Finish Last
Poopin' Themselves To Own The Libs
America: Only White, Conservative, Christian Heterosexuals Need Apply
Clowns To The Left Of Me, Covidiots To the Right....
Not Exactly "The Greatest Generation," Are We??
Texas Takes Another Step Towards Becoming Gideon
Bill Lee: When The Moment Called For Leadership, He Played Politics
Afghanistan Was Always Destined To Be FUBAR'd In the End
"Nothing In The World Is More Dangerous Than Sincere Ignorance And Conscientious Stupidity"
Is There Anything More Universally Human Than Broken Relationships?
If Your Religion Teaches You To Hate, You're Doing It Wrong
For The Smartest Guy In The World You’re Really Dumb Sometimes
I Know Shit’s Bad Right Now...And We Runnin’ Out Of French Fries And Burrito Coverings
Aleppo: What If A City Was Destroyed And No One Knew About It?
When Karma And Schadenfreude Become One
Kabul In 2021 Looks A Lot Like Saigon In 1975
It's Time We Stopped Allowing The Inmates To Run The Asylum
Brentford FC- The Stuff Of Dreams
Welcome to the Dark Side, Paul Gosar
Freedom Of Religion Should Also Mean Freedom FROM Religion
Jason Isbell Shows America What Responsibility And Character Look Like
Never Think A Group of Woke, Radical, Leftist Maniacs Can't Change The World
Greetings From Oregon, Where Johnny Might Not Be Able To Read This
The Party Of Personal Responsibility, When It Suits Them
An Open Letter To Unvaccinated America
Tucker Carlson- American Fascist
Today's Communique From the Land Of Misfit Toys
Floriduh Gov. Ron DeathSantis hates you and wants you to die
"A Republic...If You Can Keep It"
Dogs Don't Rule The World, But They Probably Should
May You Live In Interesting Times, Part Troix
May You Live In Interesting Times, Part Deux
May You Live In Interesting Times
My Latest Staggering Work Of Heart-breaking Brilliance
Nicholas Kristof For Governor of Oregon?
That Moment When I'm On The Same Page As Sean Hannity
It's Tuesday, Which Means It's a Great Day For Dick Metaphors
If Only There Was A Free, Easy, And Readily Available Way To Protect Ourselves
The High Priestess of the Cult of Selfishness
Sure, It Was Just A Penalty Kick
Look for those who love and heal
Life, The Universe...And Trying To Stop The Bleeding
Every REAL American Knows Joe Biden Is Senile, Right??
Cole Beasley: Selfishness Raised To An Art Form
Tony Perkins Spends A Lot Of Time Obsessing Over Gays
What If, When You Go Home Again, It Isn't Home?
It's Not "Cancel Culture;" It's "Consequence Culture"
Governor, Margaret Atwood Is Holding On Line Two For You
Portland's Doing Just Fine, Thank You
America: Where It Can Be Easier To Get A Gun Than A Bottle Of Sudafed
It's Not Always "Muh Rights...."
You Could've Helped...Yet You Ignored Our Pleas
Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
8 Easy Rules For Leading A Perfect Life
When Humans Are Human, Amazing Things Can Happen
In A World Where You Can Be Anything, Be Kind
We Should Never Be Surprised At The Persistence Of Fools
The Evil Man Always Thinks Others Are Like Him
The Biden Legacy: Having A Kind Soul Means Putting Others First
If I Had A World Of My Own, Everything Would Be Nonsense
Art Isn't Optional...And Artists Are Vital
Imitation Really IS The Sincerest Form Of Flattery