Sitemap - 2022 - North Stars and Cowboy Bars
Is It Strange That My New Hero Is A Swedish Teenage Girl?
MAGA- A crime is never really a crime when Donald Trump commits it
Fox News- To Reasoned, Rational Debate What John Wayne Gacy Was to Veganism
Hypocrites, Morons, Liars, And Elise Stefanik...Oh, My!!!
Lies, Damned Lies, And George Santos
Greg Abbott- A Lousy Christian And An Even Worse Human Being
"Canada Is Suffering From An Excess Of Right-wing Idiots"
"Christian"- They Keep Using That Word. It Doesn't Mean What They Think It Means.
Guns Don't Kill People, Except When They Do
"I Picked The Wrong Day To Start Sniffing Glue"
The Conservative (Not So Very) Intelligentsia: Like Hamsters On An Exercise Wheel
Remembering My Father...And Lost Opportunities
I Had NO Idea Being White Was Such A Burden
Sometimes Evil Is Evil, No Matter What The Name
Donald Trump- Change The World With This One Dumb Trick
Today's "Coffee Spew Moment"- Nick Adams Is An "Alpha Male"
Republicans Are What Happen When You Give Liquor And Car Keys To Teenage Boys
Sandy Hook- Ten Years Later, Precious Little Has Changed
I Don't Care What You Say...I'm Not Bringing My Dead Dog To Work
"I Just Want To Make People Laugh"
"You're Just Going To Have To Learn To Co-Exist With All Of Us"
MTG- Crazier than a shit house rat and dumber than a post turtle
Stupidity- The "Gift" That Keeps On Giving
Brittney Griner Is A Black Lesbian, So OF COURSE She Hates America...and Freedom
Kyrsten Sinema- That Most Loathsome Of Political Creatures
The World Can Be A Very Dangerous Place
Herschel Walker- The Proxy Candidate For White Grievance Politics
And From Our Correspondent At The Wuhan Institute Of Virology
America In 2022: Worthy Of A Ph.D. Dissertation On The Emerging Science Of "WTF??"
Turning Lemons Into An Educational Opportunity
"I Like Hitler".... Yeah, Never Go Full Nazi; It's Won't End Well
Another Great Moment In Christian Hypocrisy: The American Taliban Lying To Themselves
Annabella Rockwell Escapes From The Clutches Of Militant Lesbians And Liberal Education
The GOP Is What Happens When You Have The Self-Awareness Of A '71 Ford Fairlane
Soccer Isn't Life, Except When It Is
You Can't Fix Stupid: "Is She Willingly Ignorant?"
If You Look Up The Definition Of "Courage," It Will Have A Picture Of Ukraine
You Know You're Dumber Than A Post Turtle When....
Christians Killing Homos For Jesus
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
Thanksgiving- A Day For Gratitude, Turkey, And Vikings Football
Hate Speech Kills: Lauren Boebert Tries To Have It Both Ways
Stochastic Terrorism: How To Spark A Tragedy And Walk Away Without Blood On Your Hands
If We Can Learn To Hate, Can't We Also Learn To Love?
It's Not Socialism When You Take Care Of Citizens
Today Is Brought To You By "Schadenfreude" and "Karma"
Herschel Walker Is Racist Proof Of The Disdain White Conservatives Have For Blacks
Hell Has Been Breached And Satan Roams The Earth In Search Of Souls
A Quiet Death...Or Four Years Of Watching Republicans Eat Their Young?
The "Woke Left?" Since When Is Caring About Social Justice A Bad Thing?
She Came To Kick Ass And Take Names
When You Get Paid To Tell Lies For Jesus, You Must Be Michele Bachmann
Drag Queen Story Hour- Not A Case Of "Very Fine People On Both Sides"
Social Media- Faceless Random Orwellian Madness? Or Just A Good Idea Gone Wrong?
Tommy Tuberville- Any Racism Is Good Racism
Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come, Part Six
Trust Fund Baby Bo Hines- Even Dumber Than We'd Though Possible
Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come, Part Five
"Just To Clarify, As A Female Adult, I Know What A Woman Is"
Political Violence- Just Another Tool In the GOP Toolbox
If You Lie With Sufficient Frequency And Fervor, You Might Just Be A Republican
Republicans Surging? Somebody Overdid Their Viagra Again!
Remember, Republicans- It's Your Duty To Vote For Shitty Candidates
COVID-19...If Only It Was As Over As We Think It Is
Another Trip To The Home World Under My Belt
You Can't Go Home Again...And That's OK
John Fetterman- We All Have Hurdles To Overcome
Jim Jordan- As If Congress Needed A Village Idiot
Have You Ever Heard 18,000 People Gasp In Unison??
Lauren Boebert And Christian Hypocrisy Go Together Like Bacon And Eggs
Fear, Reaction, And Ignorance Of Facts Is No Way To Run A Country
They Told Me I Couldn't Go Home Again...And They Weren't Wrong
The Human Brain Can Only Take So Much Punishment
Time To Put On My Traveling Shoes
Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come, Part Four
Memento Mori- We're Here...Until We're Not
Tulsi Gabbard: The Russian Propaganda Power Hour
When Conservatives Debunk Their Own Arguments
Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come, Part Trois
How Did I Miss "National Weekend Of Bigots?"
Twitter takes on Tulsi Gabbard
Today In The Anals Of Stupid: Sen. Ted Cruz And The Far-Right
Texas- Where Any Good Idea With a "D" Behind Its Name Goes To Die
This Just In- Alex Jones Is A Horrible Person
Ineptitude, lack of morale, and lack of supplies make for a lousy war effort
Tulsi Gabbard- Felicia Q. Turncoat Exits Stage Right
On Today's Premiere Of "Velma's Lesbian Leather Revue"....
"I Have A Coach Who Is Endangering Players"
Vote Kim Reynolds- Because Subtle Racism Is The Best Racism!
Kari Lake- Aggressively Dishonest And Built To Stay That Way
Greetings From Oregon's Dystopian Hellscape
Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come, Part Deux
If You Wanted Free Speech, You Should've Been Born White And Male
Serb Paranoia And The Belief Russia Is The Best Defender of Serb Interests
Hurricane PTSD- One Man's Journey To Hell And Back (The Graphic Edition)
Hurricane PTSD- One Man's Journey To Hell And Back
Karma Screameth Like Yon Banshee
Vladimir Putin- Some People Call Him The Space Cowboy
Butbutbut...I used my mind to criminalize her emails!!
Lauren Boebert- The Founding Fathers LOVED Assault Weapons
Orange Jesus is not Adolf Hitler
Football, Trolling, Hypocrisy, And Homophobia
Hi, My Name is Jack Cluth And I Want To Buy Your Vote
Rain Is Actually God Peeing On Oklahoma
Hi, My Name Is Herschel Walker And I'm Dumb
Greetings from Paradise...er, Portland
NyQuil Chicken- It's What's For Dinner
While You Weren't Paying Attention, The Rule Of Law May Have Died
Ron Johnson- America's Dumbest Senator
Are You Sure She's Not From Texas??
They're Human Beings, Not Machines
Hypocrisy, Thy Name Was Kenneth Starr
Sleepy Joe Hires Another Family-Values-Hating Leftie To Work In The White House
I Don't Hate God; I Don't Believe In Her
Religious Freedom- Where Zealots Get To Watch Gays Die From HIV/AIDS
Why, I Can Believe A Half-Dozen Impossible Things Before Breakfast
This Just In- GOP Triumphs Bigly Over Cheap Insulin!
So Where Were You On May 4th, 2021?
Timothy Aaron Haviland 2.25.60 - 9.11.01
Trumpers Think They're The Bright Ones?
Getting Back On The Horse...And Hoping I Don't Fall Off
How To Respect A Trump Supporter in 2022
"We Want To Go Back To The Middle Ages"
Louie Gohmert- East Texan For "Performance Art"
Amazing...3000+ Religions, And Yours Is The ONLY Legitimate One
War Is Hell...And It Ain't Cheap
Bend, OR- An Asshole With An AR-15 Walks Into A Grocery Store
Ayn Rand Doesn't Live Here Anymore
What If We're Done With COVID-19 But It Isn't Done With US?
Remember "The Party Of Small Government?"
Fukitol- Because Sometimes Not Caring Is The Best Revenge
She's Hot, Finnish, Has A 4-Year-Old...And She's Prime Minister
Harriet Hageman- Proof That Liars Can And Do Prosper
"I'm Running Out Of Show Tunes"
Taco Bell- If It's Mexican, I'm The Queen of Sweden
Play Like A Man, Look Like A Girl
Beto O'Rourke 1, Laughing Asshole 0
And He's Gonna Break Her Heart To Pieces; She Don't Wanna Know
Some Days It Might Take A Cat To Save The World
Gun Violence- I'm Not Settling For A Virgin Sacrifice
A Noun, A Verb, And "I Won The Heisman Trophy!!"
Justice Alito Wants You To Be Governed By The Laws Of The 17th Century
Lies, Damned Lies, And Saudi Sports-Washing
The "F" Word- Republicans Are No Longer Trying To Hide It
Sandmann/Rittenhouse 2024- "I Know I Am, But What Are You?"
When Someone Tells You They Want To Take You Bodily Autonomy, Believe Them
One America News- Пусть они все задушится от своей рвоты
How Can You Tell If Your Boat Is "Walrus-Worthy?"
And Now For Something Completely Different
The Worst Person In The World- Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Meth- We're On It...And Other Tales Of Woe
Greg Abbott: To Governing What Mass Murder Is To Population Control
Losing My Father- Reflecting On Apples And Trees
Today's Dispatch From The Republic Of Meth...Er, Alaska
Land of the free, home of the White
If God Had Meant For Pregnant Women To Travel, He Would've Given Them Constitutional Rights
If God Didn't Intend For Us To Have AR-15s, Why Did He Make Them So Freakin' AWESOME??
"It's Because Her Husband Isn't Leading Her Properly"
Who Am I? Gimme A Minute; I'm Still Working On That.
I Don't Think "Loser" Means What Jenna Ellis Thinks It Means
Our New Idiocracy, Or Why It's Easy To Be Ashamed To Be An American These Days
This Just In: F**k Morton's Steakhouse And F**k Brett Kavanaugh
Good v. Evil? Nah, It's FAR More Important Than That.
Herschel Walker- "A Shitshow On A Train In The Middle Of A Wreck"
The Conservative Supreme Court- Chutzpah Meets Cowardice
The Return Of Q- Stupid People Doing Stupid Things For Unbelievably Stupid Reasons
"The Darkness Has Reached New Lows"
We Can No Longer Even Celebrate Independence Day Without Fearing For Our Safety
Happy Independence Day To Those Who Celebrate It
Hail Mary, Full Of Grace, Kick Those Assholes Into Space
Elizabeth Warren Is Going To Burn Shit Down
Cassidy Hutchinson- Another Brick In The Wall
"I’m Tired Of this Separation Of Church And State Junk"
"You Do Not Get To Dictate The Way I Live Based On Your Religion"
The Anti-democratic Thugs Are Coming From Inside The House!
When White Is Reich- Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
Republicans- The Masters Of Strategic Dishonesty
Overturning Roe v. Wade: Another Chapter, But Not the End Of The Fight
It's Not "Cancel Culture," It's "Accountability Culture"
Today's Worst Person In The World- Eric Greitens
The Gospel According to Annie Oakley
Being A Texas Republican: "An Abnormal Lifestyle Choice"
When Integrity And Honor Are The Exception
"I'm Not A Very Good American Because I Like To Form My Own Opinions"
People Are People, Love Is Love, Hate Has No Place Here
"We’re Still Having Arguments Every Day About What A Fact Is"
The Real Danger To Kids Is Hatred, Homophobia, And Bigotry
First They Came For The Packers Fans And I Said Nothing, Because I Hate The Packers
And Now For Something Completely Different- Kindness
BTW, Jesus Never Said Anything Against Being LGBTQ
Behold The Power Of Cheap, Blatant Propaganda
The Power Of Christ Compels Me...Wait, What??
Ken Buck- Today's Worst Person In The World
"Of Course, It Was A Federal Operation In Order To Implement Gun Control"
When You Reach The Fork In The Road, Take It
They're Accused "Of Not Only Ritualistically Abusing Children, But Of Eating Them"
Where Right-wing Talking Points Go To Die
"How Dare You? You Think We Don't Have Hearts?"
"We need only look south of the border...."
"[W]e Remind The LGBTQI+ Community That They Are Loved And Cherished"
Some Folks Care...And Some Just Don't
"Fake Meat That Grows In A Peach Tree Dish"
Mass Shootings? That's Easy; Let's Blame Single Mothers
Let's Talk About Mental Health!!
"We Sacralize Death's Instruments And Then Are Surprised That Death Uses Them"
Ted Cruz- Boldly, Ignorantly Going Where No Conservative Has Gone Before
If Nothing Changes, Nothing Changes
Greg Abbott And His Very Serious White Folks Show
Republican Solutions Are More Of The Same Death And Suffering
Today's Worst Person In The World: Sen. Theodore F. McSmarmy
America- Where Mass Death Has Become A Mere Inconvenience
Marjorie Taylor Greene- Queen Of Word Salads
"'Cuz Genocide Is Painless...."
Parents- Fighting A Battle That Might've Made Sense In 1985
"They Introduced This Critical Program And Now He's Having Racial Issues"
When Only One Party Cares About Democracy, America's In Trouble
The Worst Person In The World- Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Today's Worstest Person In The World: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
Elise Stefanik- Let's Keep It White
The Writer As God? Do I Want That Kind Of Responsibility?
Yeah, But The "Usual Pedo Grifters" Are The Only Ones With Any Ideas
America, We Need To Talk About Our Gun Problem
One Million Of Us...And We're Poorer For It
A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Unicorn Without A 9-Iron
J.R. Majewski - He Makes Lauren Boebert Look Like A Ph.D. Candidate
Go Ahead; Make Your Laws If It Helps You Feel Better
President Pee Tape Returns To Twitter?
What If Women Decided To Use Their Power To Hit Men Where It Hurts?
"Abolition of Abortion in Louisiana Act of 2022"- A Woman's Uterus Is Not The Property Of The State
Clarence Thomas would be much happier if Liberals would just STFU and obey him
Josh Hawley- Cringe-worthy, Integrity-free...and built to stay that way
Moral Consistency Is For Losers And Liberals
"We Hold That Roe And Casey Must Be Overruled"
"Satan's Controlling The Church" And Other Reasons to Send MTG Lots and Lots of Money
Today's Worst Person In The World: Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)
Jarrin Jackson- Transgender People Are "Islamicizing [Their] Genitals"
Jesus, Guns, And Babies- "I'm The One You've Been Waiting For"
Kay Ivey- Here In Alabama, We Gon' Be Batsh*t Crazy
Floriduh- We Ban Bookz, 'Cuz Readin's Fer Brainiak's and Libruls
This Just In- Vacation Does Not Suck
Today's Worst Person In The World: Michigan State Sen. Tom Barrett (R)
"We Will Not Let Hate Win," Chapter Two
The End Of Men: Tucker Carlson's Penis Charging Station
Time For Another Trip Around The Sun
Sen. Cruz, Would You Suck A D**k To End World Hunger?
Ted Cruz Nude- Some Things You Just Can't Unsee
Hello. My Name Is Jack. I Have A Mental Illness. Chapter Two.
Herschel Walker- Making Lauren Boebert Look Brilliant 26/8/375
Today's Worst Person In World: Kyle Rittenhouse
Today's Worst Person In The World: Josh Mandel
How America Beat COVID-19 By Taking A Sheep De-Wormer
Bucha- When War Criminals Can't Even Be Bothered To Lie Properly
Will The World Stand By As Russia Continues Committing War Crimes?
Twitter Justice- Like Soviet Justice, Only Way More Nonsensical
God Is Great. Beer Is Good. People Are Crazy.
Litter Boxes In Schools- An Idea Whose Time Has Come
"Don't Say Gay"- The Culture Warrior Protection Bill
The Living, Breathing Poster Child For The Dunning-Kruger Effect
It's Time We Stopped Sticking Our Judgment Where It Doesn't Belong
Tucker Carlson: Where Is Her LSAT Score??
I Have Jesus In My Closet And Bolsheviks In My Bathroom
Remember When We Thought Rock And Roll Would Save The World?
More Great Moments In Detachment From Reality
War Is Not Hell, It's Senseless And Evil
Thank You For Fighting For Us, Sen. Cruz
This Just In: We're F*****g Doomed
The Real Reason For The War In Ukraine?
"May Cause Permanent Resting Constipation Face In Some Patients"
A Light At The End Of The Tunnel
"There's Nothing Pro-Family About Denying Children Healthcare"
Ukraine- Where Women Show Far More Courage Than American Right-wing Pretend Soldiers
How A Frog Shuttle Advances Coexistence
It's my candy; you can damned well get your own
War Is Not Healthy For Humans And Other Living Things
Truth is truth, unless you're a Conservative
Srebrenica- The genocide that never goes away
When You Celebrate Fascism While Having No Idea What It Actually Is
The Quickest Route To Celebrity In Conservative White America?
One man's truth is another's misinformation and propaganda
He Who Live In Gas Tank Should Refrain From Lighting Matches
Embarrassment, Vanity, and Viciousness
No One Knows What Women Need Like Conservative White Men
Every beginning inevitably leads to an end
Cancer Sucks, And It Doesn't Discriminate
The Difference Between Aaron Rodgers and Colin Kaepernick?
Being Arrogant, Dumb, And Lauren Boebert Is No Way To Go Through Life
Who Knew That Zillow Supports Sin and Sodomy?
Charlie Kirk- Putting The "Fun" in "Fundamentalist"
Things I Think I Might Be Thinking
The Biggest Threat America Faces: BUTTERFLIES!
Yesterday, Today, And Tomorrow
Better to be thought a fool than to be Marjorie Taylor Greene
So you think your $#!& doesn't stink?
Loving another human being shouldn't be a crime
"Good Without God" Doesn't Make Anyone A Threat To Christians
Ignorant, arrogant, And Joe Rogan Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son
In Which The State Of The State Address Featured A Dog's Butthole
Another Great Moment In Gaslighting- "Legitimate Political Discourse"
America: The Land Of Opportunity And Made-For-TV Sports
Springtime For Hitler In Floriduh
You Can Ban Books, But You Can't Ban Truth
The Worst Rock & Roll Song Ever Made
Taco Bell- When Mexican food is anything but Mexican
Another Conservative Attempt To Create Cheap Outrage Where None Exists
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Smug, ignorant, and self-satisfied is no way to serve in Congress
Tell Me You're In A Cult Without Telling Me You're In A Cult
File This Under "Biting The Hand That Feeds Me"
Aaron Rodgers: Another Great Moment In Lack Of Self-Awareness
Losing Small-Town Newspapers Means Losing The Stories They Tell
The McDonald's? It's Down The Hall From The E.R. And The Liquor Store
John Stockton: Even Small-Town Heroes Need To Be Held Accountable
This Should No Longer Be A Pandemic Of The Unvaccinated
I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of Today Trying To Purge This From My Brain
Schadenfreude Comes In Shades of Green And Gold
Is Slut-Shaming Green M&Ms Really An Effective Marketing Strategy?
Never Underestimate The Power Of A Well-Crafted Lie
Little Known Fact- Jesus LOVED Him Some Barbecue
So JFK, Tupac Shakur, and Kobe Bryant go to a MAGA rally....
"Hypocrisy And Cruelty Are As American As The Flag"
"[T]he Majority Of The Population Is Asking That There Be A Consequence"
If only we had a safe, easy, effective way to protect ourselves from COVID-19
"Magic Dirt," The Great White Hope Of The Natural Selection Crowd
Is It Any Wonder That I'm Good Without God?
Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Fox News
God Helps Those Who Help Themselves, But Karma Can Be A Bitch
To Say Nothing Of The Emperor With No Clothes
What's absolutely terrifying is how selfish and callous people can be
"Just Like They Did To The Jews In Germany"
Elizabeth Holmes- The Definition Of Hypocrisy
We Can Never Know The Demons Another Is Wrestling With
Social Media- A Good Idea Gone Horribly Wrong
To Say I've Waited My Entire Life Wouldn't Be An Exaggeration