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2023- A year best soaked in Donald Trump's flop sweat and set ablaze
The 2023 North Stars and Cowboy Bars Christian Parents of the Year
All aboard the Schadenfreude Express- "[Y]our hypocrisy takes center stage"
There's no such thing as "a little bit of dictatorship"
When in history have the ones banning books or people been the good guys?
This just in- ASS clubs sweep the country; Christians rise up in alarm
A last-minute update on the War on Christmas' body count
It's time to obsess over something really important...like the color of Santa's skin
Be glad...or something like it, for I bring you tidings of disinformation and lies
Great Moments in Republican Gaslighting- Pay no attention to the liar and criminal from Mar-a-Lago
Rudy Giuliani's karma takes a flyer on the Schadenfreude Express
Colorado determines the 14th Amendment does mean something
Like it or not, you'll bow down before our new Führer
Megyn Kelly v. Taylor Swift- Only one gets to boink Travis Kelce
January 6th- Just another "normal tourist day" that got a wee bit out of hand
The Wingnut Grievance Bubble takes on...transgender girls and Irish dancing?
Arguing on the Internet...like winning a box full of cat pee
The Worst Haircut in Congress- A metaphor for Republican ineptitude and evil
Elise Stefanik- The master of performative McCarthyism
I hate Illinois Nazis...or any Nazis
After 158 years, perhaps a symbol of genocide and oppression might not be the best choice?
Speaker Mike Johnson claims God gave him sloppy handjob in late-night hallucination
Greetings from the People's Theocracy of Texas
Israel can't risk losing world support because of indiscriminate bombing and civilian casualties
America- The land of misfit toys and f****d-up priorities
Texas- Where a woman's uterus is the property of the state...and Ken Paxton is the Gatekeeper
Kevin McCarthy, we hardly knew ye...and we prefer it that way
Honey, Laura Ingraham and Tulsi Gabbard are on; grab the hand cream and Kleenex, willya??
And they’ll know we are Christians by our love
Hell freezes over...probably because I wholeheartedly agree with Liz Cheney
Ken Paxton- Texas' King of Performative MAGA Bullshit
More Great Moments in Stupid, brought to you by Elon Musk
Enough of blood and tears- War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left
Dementia- A disease that affects the brain of one but breaks the hearts of many
Rules for thee, nay for me...'cuz we loves us some threesomes
Kyle Rittenhouse- "I killed two people! I'm goin' to Disneyland!!"
"[A] long haired hippie teaching in the pulpit is in direct contradiction to Scripture"
Kyrsten Sinema- Ya coulda been somebody
Alabama's finest...er, dumbest- Sen. Cornpone Q. Chickenshit
Arrogance, Inc.- "We are right on every issue; the Democrats are wrong on every issue"
Henry Kissinger- The first of the five people I'll meet in Hell
In which Jack channels his spirit animal, Charles Bukowski
Melania Trump is an angel of God like I'm Taylor Swift
Respect is a two-way street, unless you're a Trumper
Walk a mile in someone's shoes...soon you're a mile away and they're shoeless
The League of Radical Leftist Vermin 1, Donald Trump 0
On the role of idiocy in American life, Part IV
I'm sorry, but we must regretfully decline your MENSA application
Profiles in (not exactly) moral courage
MAGA- America's prelude to Idiocracy
Sixty years ago...my first memory...the JFK assassination
Is it me, or is "Right-wing lunatic" redundant?
Argentina reaches peak stupidity after hitting 143% inflation
Reflections on life, death, the universe, and giving advice to my mother
"Great art is horse shit; buy tacos"
Amy Cooper- When lessons aren't learned and you still consider yourself a "victim"
On the role of idiocy in American life, Part Troix
Enjoying your vacation? Thank a labor union.
On the role of idiocy in American life, Part Deux
On the role of idiocy in American life
The "real enemies of the people" are those who still support Mango Mussolini
There ain't no hate quite like Christian love
The Supreme Court's new "ethics code"- It's not us, it's you
The GOP method: When in doubt, demagogue it
Which is the bigger crime: Wearing a hoodie or displaying Hunter Biden's schlong on the House floor?
Why do you bring people like that here? No one wants to see that, the wounded.
Joe Manchin- The worst hypocrite in the Senate
"Let's just be honest, all the Swifties want is swift abortion."
Greetings from Bitchslap 2023- Moms for Liberty gets a rude electoral awakening
Moms 4 Liberty- That word ("porn") doesn't mean what you think it means
White man who can't give birth lectures women on abortion
Capitalism shouldn't mean that people are there for the exploiting
When cruelty isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing...and it's about Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Fox News Channel: Where being a disrespectful jerk is very often a good career move
Time for today's Fear of Masturbation update
Live and let live. Don't be a dick. You don't get to pee in someone else's sandbox.
Y'all are headed straight to Hell...you just don't know it yet
A "completely worthless, unserious clown of a human being"...and those are his good qualities
Onward Christian Soldiers, marching as to war
Aaron Rodgers- Better to be thought a dumbass than to open your mouth and remove all doubt
"[T]he thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'"
Evil is still Evil by any other name...unless its name is "Mike Johnson"
Jesus loves me, this I know...because Franklin Graham keeps hitting me up for donations
Life is about beginning the journey without knowing the destination
Today's "Too unbelievably stupid for words" moment
Jesus loves you...but the rest of us know you're an asshole
Another day in the life of bruised and battered male egos
"The Nerd Bigot Religious Extremist Seditionist House Republicans Have Been Waiting For"
Mark Robinson- No lie or character assassination is too big or too small
Jenna Ellis- The personification of evil, hypocrisy, fake Christianity, and crocodile tears
Hey, guess what, y'all? Republicans really ARE trying to kill you!!
When you love free speech so much you feel moved to ban "woke" speech
Today's WTF Report- "Hot as a pistol" and "The only place real news happens"...hahahahahaha
How long have you been a homophobic asshole?
Anti-Semitism, whether casual or overt, is still anti-Semitism
"Republicans eat their young, they really do"
Matt Walsh- Making A Career Out Of Peeing In Sandboxes
"When Jewish children hide in a protected room and their anguished parents pray...."
10/7- No military objective, no strategic gain
"Our troops are a bunch of woke, poetry-loving queers"
"It's terrorism in the most vicious manner"
Willful, arrogant, and misguided ignorance marches through downtown Portland
Israel- a nation suffering from the weight of hatred and history
My new 104-year-old hero: Dorothy Hoffner
"Enough of blood and tears"...that was 1993, today is something infinitely worse
"This is a time when all evil people should unite"
This week in Stupid- Vladimir Putin declares all-nude open season on Pumpkin Spice
"Be A Goldfish; It's Got A 10-Second Memory"
The monthly Jobs Report- The sky is falling...or not...depending on what you need the numbers to say
Brandon Prichard- As if North Dakota could sink any lower
Matthew Shepard 25 years later- We cannot forget what his death meant
BTW, "family values Republican" doesn't mean "sleeping with someone who isn't your spouse"
Floriduh Man- Matt Gaetz is the dog that caught the car...now what??
Of all the inane ideas in this gullible country, Donald Trump as Speaker is by far the dumbest
I wouldn't change a thing- not the lies, extremism, incompetence, hubris....
This week in Stupid- Taylor Swift might save America from Kristi Noem's libido and hypocrisy
Stochastic terrorism- something we never worried about before 45 soiled the White House
Stupidity, The Former Guy, and the Presidency- three concepts that shouldn't be aligned
"I have never believed that people elected me...just to go and be a rubber stamp"
The cruelty IS the point- The politics of the Freedumb Caucus
Sorry, but you lost me at "rat infestations"
This Week in Stupid- Time to start an OnlyFans?
MAGA "alpha males" latest rage targets- Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift
Ninety-one indictments means you have a date with karma
If the Rapture does come, can they take Lauren Boebert and Jim Jordan? Please??
When people show you who they are, believe them- Chapter Three
Soy boys waiting for their Door Dash order after Pilates class...it was a good day
When people show you who they are, believe them- Chapter Two
When people show you who they are, believe them
"Don’t you know who I am?" "Yes, we do."
This Week in Stupid- OMG...what if I'm the dumbass??
Kevin McCarthy- "I'm not stupid!" isn't the iron-clad defense he thinks it is
Greater Idaho- How to create a White Conservative Christian heterosexual Paradise
Holier-than-thou hypocrites and Republicans
When it's all about making things better for White Conservative Christian heterosexuals
A Pearl-clutcher's nightmare- "These are truly the last days"
"Obviously, you don't have a MyPillow, too, do you?"
WAY Beyond First World Problems
"YUP! THAT LADY DID DA INTERWEBZ PORNZ!!"
This Week in Stupid- Pics or it didn't happen!
Abortion would be SO much easier if women remembered to ask men for permission first
This just in- Republicans suck at democracy
If You Don't Want to Be Accused of Transphobia, Don't Act Like a Transphobe
Things I wish I could write about
When you're the Chosen One, you can grab and fondle anyone's wiener
Mean People Suck, Part Troix- Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Liberals upset the order of the universe in Wisconsin, Conservatives cry like babies
FAFO- The delicious irony of Proud Boys being hoisted on their own pétard
This Week in Stupid- Never surrender, unless you do
Elon Musk and anti-Semitism- like peanut butter and rancid jelly
Greetings from Gilead...er, somewhere in Texas
The American Taliban's Sean Feucht- "Why, yes, I AM an asshole. Thank you for asking."
WWJD? He'd out the LGBTQ kids, of course. Gratuitous cruelty is VERY Christian these days.
Florence Pugh's nipples- Freedom...or just another opportunity to keep women down?
Christian Nationalism- The Belief That America Is Of, By, And For White Conservative Christians
Fox News Channel- You can't buy 'em stupid...so you have to make 'em ACT stupid
Tommy Tuberville- What's a few tiny fibs if it makes me look better?
Yevgeniy Prigozhin- Arrogance and ignorance in one thuggish package
This Week in Stupid- GET YOUR FILTHY TYRANT HANDS OFF OF MY CEILING FANS!!
"Contigo Jenni"- When a kiss isn't a kiss because you didn't ask for permission
Mean People Suck, Part Deux- This is what transgender eradication looks like
"You have the power to convince us men"
"Oh, Boo Hoo. You’re Losing Your Socialist Madrassa"
"Woke" means...you can't get paint??
Seriously...y'all lost- 2020 is done and dusted
Mean People Suck: The Conservative war against transgender people
No one should die for supporting tolerance and acceptance
This Week in Stupid- Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a Harley
Trans People are People- Period...End of Story
Montana's State Constitution Hands "The Kids" a Big Win
Precisely What America Needs Right Now- A "JR-15" Rifle
Ted Cruz- Joe Biden Murders Children Under A Full Moon Dressed As The Devil
Another Great Moment in Schadenfreude
This Seems Like A Stupid Hill To Die On, But Whatever, Dude
This Week In Stupid- "We're Going To Start Slitting Throats On Day One"
Those Who Can, Kick Ass; Those Who Can't Have Podcasts
Performative Outrage 101- How To Be Convincingly Opposed To Something You Once Supported
Profiles In Cowardice And Incompetence- Kevin McCarthy And The Impeachment of Joe Biden
Patriot Front- Not Exactly Displaying The Courage Of Their Convictions
I'd Never Thought Paradise Could Become Hell
"A Vile Papercut On The Taint Of Humanity"- When You Can't Tell Soccer Balls From Ball Gags
Depression Respects No Boundaries, Titles, Or Office
Major College Football And Education Go Together Like Matt Gaetz and Drag Queens
Moms For Liberty- Another Fine Mess On The Road From "Fuck Around" To "Find Out"
This Week In Stupid- Who's The Idiot Redneck From Alabama? Oh, That's Just Tommy Tuberville.
Texas- Where It's Just As Easy To Incarcerate 'Em As It Is To Edumicate 'Em
White Conservative Christian Heterosexuals Don't Have To Be Assholes, And Yet....
"God Will Not Be Mocked"- No, But Republicans Certainly Will Be, And Deservedly So
Minnesota- Not Quite A Blue Paradise, But At Least It's Nowhere Near Being Texas
This Just In- Nancy Mace Has Sex Outside Of Marriage...Film @ 11
Hunter Biden's Dick Pics- The Biggest Threat To America Since Anthony Weiner's Dick Pics
This Week In Stupid- "He IS God's Anointed"
Support Local Libraries; Because Librarians Perform Many Important...um, "Services"
This Is Not The Lord's Chicken...It's WOKE Chicken!!! And Other Tales Of GOP Silliness.
Christianity- YERDOONITRONG!!!!
"That Shit Might Fly In The City...." (Episode Troix)
I Knew Barack Obama...And You, Sir, Are No Barack Obama
Greetings From The Socialist Workers Paradise of New Mexico
Remember When The World Was Simple...And We Had Face-To-Face Conversations?
"Wait — The Entire US Women’s Soccer Team Was Born In Switzerland?"
This Week In Stupid- Push The Brown People Back Into The Rio Grande
"That Shit Might Fly In The City...." (Episode Deux)
History...Only Better, Thanks To White Conservative Christian Heterosexuals
Daddy, Where Were You When The American Taliban Overthrew The Government?
Today's Headline From The Austin Dunning-Kruger Gazette
"That Shit Might Fly In The City...."
Dogs...The Love That Comes Into Our Life And Leaves Far Too Soon
This Week In Stupid- Where "Mine Is Bigger" Takes On A Whole New Meaning
Floriduh Republican Hopeful Invents New Reason To Hate Gays- RAINBOWS!!!!
Welcome To The Intersection Of January 6th And White Entitlement
It's Not Obscene Until Dan Sullivan Says It Is
She Hadn't Planned On Getting Naked; She Just Started Taking Her Clothes Off
Did You Know That Joe Biden Actively Discriminates Against White Heterosexual Men?
Um...Mr. Cluth, The Language Police Are On Line One....
Narcissism- One Of The Many Evil Hallmarks Of Woke Progressive Ideology
There's No Truth To The Rumor That Portland Will Be Changing Its Name To White Bread City
Then They Came For Me...But I Wasn't A Packers Fan, So I Was OK
There's Playing Dumb, And Then There's Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL), Who's Not Playing
This Week In Stupid- "It's A Nothingburger"
You Can't Go Home Again- We Are Where We Are Because That's Where We Are
The Catholic Church- Dying A Painful (And Perhaps Even Well-Deserved) Death
"We're Electing Idiots," Part Troix
Conservative Moral Panic? Why Do Conservative Opinions And Judgments Matter?
In A World Owned By Elon Musk And Mark Zuckerberg, Wir Sind Sehr Gefickt
Rule 34: The Internet Is For...Well, You Know....
This Week In Stupid- "There's A Little Bit of Hitler And Stalin In All Of Us"
"We're Electing Idiots," Part Deux
Back To The Future- The Supremes Roll America Back To The 19th Century
"This whole country mollycoddles Christians, and I'm f****n' tired of it"
Republican Cruelty Has A Short Shelf Life
Fox "News" Channel Is Journalism Like I'm The Rodeo Queen Of Multnomah County
Texas is a very welcoming state, and we want everybody to be here, but....
Invite Your Friends To Read North Stars And Cowboy Bars
This Week In Stupid - EVERYTHING Bad Is Joe Biden's Fault
What Part Of Republican "Dick And Balls Fight" DOESN'T Sound Entertaining?
Philly's I-95 Bridge- Proof That Democrats Do Government Far Better Than Republicans
When Truth Isn't Truth Because You've Invented Your Own Reality
Texas Loves You, This I Know, For Greg Abbott Told Me So
This Just In: NC House Speaker Sued For Having A Zipper Problem
Doctor, Could My Barbecue Sauce Be Transgender???
Four Simple Words For The Bigots And Haters: "Gender Identity Is Real," #2
Why Did Hunter Biden Get Off Easy While The Former Guy Is Being Persecuted??? WHY???
This Week In Stupid- Tree-Huggers And Then Whatever This Guy Is (Eww....) Doing To A Tree
Mississippi- Stuck On Stupid...And Built To Stay That Way
Come In With Patience, Come In With An Open Mind
Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet...We're Hunting Nazis
Why Do S****y People Think Their Protests Are On A Par With Pride Month?
Ron DeSatan's New GOP- Now Small Enough To Insert Into A Woman's Vagina
Dear America- Believe As You Wish, Live As You Choose...But You Don't Get To Pass Judgment
The Pride Flag- It's Not Just A Rohrschach Test, It's Also An Asshole Test
George Washington Talks To Jesus- American History Invented By The American Taliban
Nah, It Was Only The 2023 "Very Fine People" Convention At Disney World
This Week In Stupid: Let's Set Women's Equality Back AT LEAST Three Decades, 'Kay??
The Right-Wing Outrage Generator Tries To Cancel Cracker Barrel
Pride- It's As Much About Survival As It Is About Celebration
Four Simple Words For The Bigots And Haters: "Gender Identity Is Real"
Kyrsten Sinema- The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things, #2
Kyrsten Sinema- The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things
Pat Robertson's Dead, And The Party's At My Place
This Week In Stupid- The Gift That Keeps On Giving
How Much Would It Take For You To Shed Your Principles? Your Honor? Your Self-Respect?
Nikki Haley: A Republican Car Crash At The Intersection Of Evil and Demagoguery
A Question For Bigots- Does How Someone Else Lives REALLY Degrade Your Quality of Life?
"Ejaculation Responsibility"...something that makes as much sense as "Military Intelligence"
"It's Only A Matter Of Time Until They Start Putting Tranny Semen In The Frosted Lemonade"
The First Rule Of Dunning-Kruger Club Is That You Don't Talk About Dunning-Kruger Club, #3
Retail Heroism- Honey Badger Don't Give A %$@# About Haters And anti-LGBTQ bigots
Guns In America: Why I'm Profoundly Ashamed Of My Country
Today's Coffee-Spew Moment- Believing That Oklahoma Is "God's Country"
Today's Flying Pigs Report: Ken Paxton Facing Impeachment!!
The First Rule Of Dunning-Kruger Club Is That You Don't Talk About Dunning-Kruger Club, #2
What Do Floriduh and Hungary Have In Common? Do You Really Want To Find Out?
Cowardice- The Need To Push A Class Of People Down So You Can Walk On Them
You Don't Want To Live By The Rules, You Want To Make Others Live By YOUR Rules
Dumbasses, Bigots, and Faux Christians Have No Place In Baseball...Or Anywhere Else
'Tis Better To Have Hated And Be Thought A Dumbass Than Never To Have Hated At All
Hey, Alabama- If The Best You Can Send To DC Is Tommy Tuberville, Hahahahahaha....
What Do "Republican Governance" and "Hostage Taking" Have In Common?
No Serious Neo-Nazi Wears Walmart Khakis- The White Supremacist Glee Club Comes To DC
Ted Cruz- A Walking, Talking Argument For Abortion On Demand
The First Rule Of Dunning-Kruger Club Is That You Don't Talk About Dunning-Kruger Club
What America Needs Is A Good De-Lousing. How About We Start With Ted Cruz?
Hey, Kids! You're Going To Be Conservative, And You'll Like It!!
In Which Jack Reveals His Unifying Theory Of Humanity
Today's Oxymoron- "MAGA Christians"
"Beaver Nipples"..."Beaver Nipples"..."Beaver Nipples"...There, Don't You Feel Better?
Dear God- It's Me, Jack, And I'm Pissed
Karens Gotta Karen, Knowhutimean?
Katie Sorensen: An Case Study In The Clinical Need For Thorazine
Sen. Ted Cruz Wants To Give Dr. Anthony Fauci A Cigarette And A Blindfold
Serbia Shows Americans How To React Appropriately To Mass Shootings
Why Is It Always About "Forcing Things Down Our Throats?"
2024 Is Going To Look A Lot Like 2020...And That's Not A Good Thing
Hey, We're Gonna Have A Party With Real, Live Nazis! You OK With That??
Where Are The Sex Robots? I Was Promised Sex Robots!!!
A uniquely American problem takes a Serbian holiday
Hypocrite, Charlatan, Impostor, Fraud- Every Republican Accusation Is A Confession
When American Christians decide that compassion is optional, humanity loses
Greetings From The AmeriKKKan Heartland
Next, internment camps in Orlando for Chinese-Americans or anyone who looks foreign
If Rights Are Like Pie, Can I Have Blueberry (This Week In Stupid)?
I Used To Think I Was Bi-polar; It Turns Out I'm Just An Asshole
"Woke Mind Virus" And "Cultural Marxism"- Meaningless And Built To Stay That Way
For Greg Abbott, Being A Compassionate Human Being Is Harder Than You Might Think
A Canadian Storyteller Who Helped To Define His Homeland To The World
Greetings From Our Woke, Drug-Addicted, Sex-Addled, God-Rejecting, Democrat Apocalypse
When Christians Act, Talk, And Believe Like Assholes, Guess What? They're Assholes!
Do You Have A Magic Love Vagina? (This Week In Stupid)
If Women Wanted To Be Taken Seriously, They Should've Been Born Male
When You Can Be Called "Ugly" And It Has Nothing To Do With Your Physical Appearance
Real Women Of Politics- Even More Cringey Than It Sounds
Arkansas- Thanks To Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, now with even MORE Jesus Power!!
Ted Cruz Is Too Smart To Be This F*****g Stupid...And Yet....
'Bye, Tucker...Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out!!
White Folks? Yeah, All We Wanted Was To Improve Life For The Masses, Knowhutimean?
For White Conservative Christian Heterosexual Patriots, Cruelty IS The Point
When A Very Large Piece Of Ukraine Came To Portland
Texas Public Schools: Now With Even More Rich, Creamy Jesus-y Goodness!!!
The Anti-Transgender Campaign- Not The Principled Moral Crusade You Might Suspect
I Did Nazi That Coming (This Week In Stupid)
Compassion Is Not A Moral Failure, And Kindness Isn't Just For Losers And Liberals
Minnesota Nice- And Now For Some Good News From The Transgender Front Lines
When Simpleminded, Insensitive Imbeciles Are Voted Into Power, You Get J.D. Vance
Being A Dumbass Is No Excuse For Being A Transphobe
Bigots, Transphobes, And Beer- Oh, My!!
Another Year Older; I'm Not Sure About The "Wiser" Part, Though
When "Stand Your Ground" Is Camouflage For White Fear, Racism, And Over-Reaction
How To Become An Asshole AND A Millionaire
God, QAnon, And College Basketball- What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
"Transgender Beer", Drinking Urine, And Personality Cults (This Week In Stupid)
Ya Can't Win If Ya Don't Make Yer Free Throws
Candace Owens Will Be The Judge Of Who's A Lesbian, Thank You Very Much!!
Lies, Damned Lies, And Sarah Huckabee Sanders
What Would Jesus Do? First, He'd Kill All The Gays....
Remember When "Judicial Activism" Was A BAD Thing?
That Woman From Michigan's Lipstick Has More Courage Than The Former Guy
If We Cover It To Death They Will Come
A Weekend In Canada, Outside The Shit Show
Another Republican Sore Loser In Wisconsin
Travis Tritt- Setting Country Music Back 40 Years Like It's No Big Thing
Kentucky- Where Transgender Teen Suicides = "Protecting Children"
The REAL Problem Is Transgender Terrorists With Guns
Sen. John Fetterman Is My New Hero- And It Has Nothing To Do With Politics
Who Says The Universe Doesn't Have A (Sick) Sense Of Humor?
Did Our Brave Soldiers Fight And Die So Poor Teenage Girls Could Have Free Tampons?
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Who's The 'Draconianest' Of Them All?
"Informercials For Fascists Is A Bridge Too Far?"
That Wonderful Confluence Of Events When Karma Meets Schadenfreude
Wisconsin- On Whose Shoulders The Future Of American Democracy Rests
Another Great Moment in MAGA "WTF???"
Hello, My Name Is Steve Kirsch And I'll Be Your A$$hole On This Flight....
Marge and Lauren's Excellent Adventure
"Thoughts And Prayers Would Be Appropriate If They All Were Running Hallmark Stores"
The GOP- When Self-Awareness Isn't An Option
This Sucks Donkey Balls- Another Episode Of Senseless Bloodshed
Republicans Don't Know How To Solve Problems
It's A Bird, It's A Plane...It's A Penis-Shaped Shrub?
Today's Reason To Smile- Drag Queen Supporters Beat Up Proud Boys
If Jim Bakker's On Your TV Screen, Hide Your Wallet
Democracy Dies In Darkness, Chapter 2
The "Free Speech" Myth- Conservatives Can Say What They Wish; Liberals Not So Much
"Christian Nationalism Is Making The Nation That You Are In Love, Worship, Obey Jesus"
Ron DeSantis Is Smarter AND More Dangerous Than The Former Guy
Democracy Dies In Darkness, Chapter 1
If Bill Donohue Says You're Going To Hell, You'd Best Put On A T-Shirt And A Pair Of Shorts
Poverty Is A Problem We've Chosen Not To Resolve
Truth Isn't Truth, Not When Silicon Valley Bank Is In Bed With Black Lives Matter
This Just In- Mike Pence Is A Self-Righteous, Christocratic Dick
It's The Simplest And Most Self-Evident Of Equations- Love Trumps Hate
Conservatives and "Woke" Hatred- Where Compassion, Kindness, And Inclusion Go To Die
Lauren Boebert- Proof That You Don't Have To Be Blonde To Be A Dumb Blonde
South Carolina Considers Taking The Leap To Becoming Gilead
Another Great Moment In Performative Dipshittery- When Everything Bad Is "Woke"
When You Can't Bring Yourself To Reject White Nationalism, What Do You Have To Offer?
Bud Grant- Another Part Of My Childhood Departs The Scene
Floriduh Republicans- Cheating Is Never An Obstacle To Seizing Absolute Power
Texas Republicans- You're Either With Us 100% Or You're A @!#$%&+ Liberal
Montana- Where Solid Scientific Information Comes From Movies and Morticians
"He Was The Biggest Dick We Knew"- Ron DeSantis At Guantánamo Bay
Dumbass And Dumbass Lite Make A Podcast
Tucker Carlson- An A$$hole For The Ages
"What Is The Value Of The Entire Life And Livelihood Of One Rust Belt Trailer Person?"
When Hating People You Know Nothing About Just Isn't Enough, Part Troix
Floriduh- The Laboratory For Making America Less Like America
When Hating People You Know Nothing About Just Isn't Enough, Part Deux
CPAC- Where The Grifter And Huckster Wing Of The GOP Go To Sell Their Souls
And People Wonder Why I Got Out Of Teaching....
Go Ahead; Do The Right Thing...Pay No Attention To The Sword Of Damocles
On Today's Episode Of "Scraping The Bottom With Kev and Tuck"....
When Hating People You Know Nothing About Just Isn't Enough
A Racist Karen In The Wild- The Pizzeria Edition
Why Is It So Hard To Be A White Conservative Christian Heterosexual These Days?
"...With Misery And Carnage For All"
For The Haters and Bigots Shall Always Be Among Us
Scott Adams Still Hasn't Learned That Being A Racist Can Be Bad For Business
Person. Woman. Man. Big Mac. Dumbass.
Fox News- Making Lying An Accepted Journalistic Practice Since 1996
Ron DeSatan F**ks An Entire State To Advance His Political Fortunes
Mark Lamb- Even A "Constitutional Sheriff" Doesn't Get To Selectively Enforce The Law
Can A "National Divorce" Include Jettisoning Marjorie Trailer Greene?
Saving Texas Children From Indoctrination And Oversexualization
Welcome To Our New Idiocracy- Cheaters Never Prosper
Teaching Children The Truth About America Isn't Hate Speech
No Wonder We Couldn't Find WMDs in Iraq; They Were Here The Whole Time
In A World Full Of Donald Trumps, Be A Jimmy Carter
Jesus Christ: TASTES GREAT!! LESS FILLING!!
Everyone You Meet Is Fighting A Battle You Can't Know...Unless They Tell You
It's So Hard To Be A Conservative These Days When Everyone's Going "Woke"
"The Thing That Helps Most Is Cognac"
If I Cannot Influence The Gods, I Shall Move All Hell
"Psychological Projection And Political Confession"
I'm not afraid of your Christ or your beliefs
One Small Step For Choice, One Big Step For Women
"Republican," "Christian," And "Asshole" Shouldn't Be Substitutes For Compassion
Great Moments In Feces Flinging: Republicans Displaying An Appalling Lack Of Maturity
From My Cold, Dead...And Dumb...Fingers
Marjorie Trailer Greene- Arrogant, Ignorant...And Built To Stay That Way
From 0 To Dumbass In No Time At All
Joe Biden Ain't Done Nothin' For Me! Donald Trump Is The Real President!!
"Open Blasphemy And Grammy Satan Worship" Should Warrant An HBO Series
How To Not Be A Sexist Asshole In 314 Easy Steps
Paul Gosar- Raw, Unbridled Hypocrisy And Shameless Ignorance In One Ugly Package
If Republicans Couldn't Overreact, They'd Be Incapable Of Reacting At All
Woke Mode: Black Is White, War Is Peace, Smart Is Dumb, Fox News Are Morons
"The Greater The Pressure Against Us And Our Values, The Harder We Will Resist"
When you treat employees like units of production....
South Carolina- Where Donald Trump Is Still President And It's Always 2018
The Moaning Trash Cans of Malmö
And In The Beginning, There Was Chaos
Blank Check? Nah, That's What's Gone Up Donald Trump, Jr.'s Nose
Floriduh Man Busts A Vein; Film At 11
The Outrage Industrial Culture REALLY Hates Woke Culture
The difference between Kevin McCarthy and horse s**t? You can shovel horse s**t.
No, You Don't Get To Elect Felons And Murderers To Congress
America, Let's Talk- Wir Sind SEHR Gefickt
North Dakota- No Sex Please, We're Christians
Donald Trump- "Yeah, I'm An Asshole...But You Already Knew That, Didn't You?"
Buddy Carter Wants To Give America A Sloppy Amateur Handjob
Being A Homophobe Is Not "Religious Freedom"
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To Those Offended By The "Seven Dirty Words," It Might Be Time To F*****g Relax
Mediocrities, Nonentities, And Lousy Liars...Oh, My!!!
You Can't Fix Stupid...And Not Just Because It Has A Seat In The Texas Legislature
Glenn Youngkin- Naked Ambition and Political Ineptitude Writ Large
Porn- That Thing America Does But Never Wants To Talk About
Why Do Conservative White Folks See Schlongs In Every Monument That Honors Black Folks?
What's The Point Of It All If We Can't Oppress And Abuse Transgenders?
It's MLK Day, When Good White Folks Celebrate MLK Chasing The Snakes Out Of Kentucky
"We Don't Do Rallies. We Make Beer For People Who Like Beer."
Beginning Next Week, Burqas Will No Longer Be Optional
Greetings From The Outrage-Industrial Complex
Sometimes The Line Between "Class" And "Ass" Can Be A Matter Of Life And Death
How About A "Society Where They Throw White Nationalists Off Roofs?"
The "Party Of Small Government" Demonstrates That It's Nothing Of The Sort
For The Times, They Are A-Changing
TSTBP- Too Stupid To Be President
"Woke"- The Radical Idea That People Might Give A Damn About Others
"As Advertised, You Can Get A Literal Pile Of Shit For $75"
The Day An NFL Player Died On The Field
Republican Inability to Govern 101
The Apocalyptic Collapse Of Russian Democracy and Communism (1985-99)
How Long Before Only The Sewer Rats Are Left At Twitter?